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Galfisk (Galfisk)
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Posted on Wednesday, December 02, 2009 - 11:28 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

"It bit me!"
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Posted on Wednesday, December 02, 2009 - 11:31 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Did it hurt?
Galfisk (Galfisk)
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Posted on Wednesday, December 02, 2009 - 11:36 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Did it hurt? Yes.

Apparently I don't ever learn, and managed to double post this one as well. Apologies.
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 - 12:11 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Did something physically pinch part of your skin? cause frostbite?

Is "me" you, Galfisk?

Curiously enough, a physics teacher at this summer camp I went to as a kid told a story where a family member had said a similar thing in a rather interesting situation. In fact, the quote may have been the same, verbatim. Maybe I should post it as my own first lateral puzzle after this one is done.
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 - 12:32 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Is the one getting bitten HAM? bitten by a HAM? by an animal? an insect? a toy? a machine?
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 - 12:59 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Did something physically pinch part of your skin? This. cause frostbite? Not this.

Is "me" you, Galfisk? Yes, it's FMYI though.

Is the one getting bitten HAM? Yes. bitten by a HAM? by an animal? an insect? a toy? a machine? This is closest.
Tommyp (Tommyp)
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 - 8:49 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Was it some sort of device that "bit" you? you were not actually bitten, were you? more like "pinched"? but it felt like a bite?
Household devices relevant? robots?
Were you "bitten" at home? someplace else indoors? outdoors? relevant?
Did you get "bitten" in a finger? hand? foot? leg? behind? elsewhere? relevant?
Galfisk (Galfisk)
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 - 9:16 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Was it some sort of device that "bit" you? Yes. you were not actually bitten, were you? more like "pinched"? but it felt like a bite? Correct.
Household devices relevant? No. robots? No.
Were you "bitten" at home? Yes. someplace else indoors? outdoors? relevant? Yesish.
Did you get "bitten" in a finger? hand? foot? leg? behind? elsewhere? This. relevant? Yes.
Tommyp (Tommyp)
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 - 9:39 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Were you bitten someplace in your face? over your waist? under your waist?
Galfisk (Galfisk)
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Were you bitten someplace in your face? over your waist? under your waist? This.
Tommyp (Tommyp)
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 - 10:13 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Were you bitten on your stomach? in your groin? lower back?
Not many places left that can be mentioned without being censored...
Galfisk (Galfisk)
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Were you bitten on your stomach? in your groin? This. Ow ;( lower back?
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Were you using this device when it bit you? was someone else? or was no-one using it when you got pinched, it just happened anyway?
Is it a device that is practically "on" all the time? or do you turn it on, use it for a while and then turn it off?
Is the device hand-held? standing on the floor? standing on a table? moving around? hanging?
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Was it genuinely painful? did it bite the skin? Is it an electronic or analog machine?
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Was it genuinely painful? Yes. did it bite the skin? Yes - "bite" as in pinch. Is it an electronic or analog machine? "Machine" is not the best word - "device" is better. It is not electronic, and can not be called alanog since no signal/information processing is invovled.
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 - 2:10 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

You forgot my questions...
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 - 3:05 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Apologies, here they are (:

Were you using this device when it bit you? This. was someone else? or was no-one using it when you got pinched, it just happened anyway?
Is it a device that is practically "on" all the time? or do you turn it on, use it for a while and then turn it off? It doesn't have the states "on" and "off".
Is the device hand-held? Yope. standing on the floor? standing on a table? No to those. moving around? Yope. hanging? Noish.
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Is the device purely mechanical?
Galfisk (Galfisk)
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Is the device purely mechanical? Yes.
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 - 4:08 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Were you moving near the device, giving it the opportunity to pinch you? or was it moving close to you? or did you move it near your groin? did you hold the device in your hand?
Is the device smaller than a cat? smaller than a pig? smaller than a soda pop machine? larger?
Did you have a reason for you and the device being close to each other?
Galfisk (Galfisk)
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 - 4:12 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Were you moving near the device, giving it the opportunity to pinch you? or was it moving close to you? This. or did you move it near your groin? It was near my groin. I moved a part of it. did you hold the device in your hand? Part of it.
Is the device smaller than a cat? smaller than a pig? smaller than a soda pop machine? larger? <b<smaller>
Did you have a reason for you and the device being close to each other? Yes.
Galfisk (Galfisk)
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 - 4:14 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Clarification: the device is smaller than a cat.
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Were you wearing trousers? should you do something to your trousers, using the device?
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Were you wearing trousers? Yes. should you do something to your trousers, using the device? Yesish.
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Had you gotten something on your trousers, like dirt? and wanted to clean it off? or was there a hole in the trousers?
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Had you gotten something on your trousers, like dirt? No. and wanted to clean it off? No no. or was there a hole in the trousers? Only the normal ones for the waist and the feet...
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 - 4:56 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Were you (sitting? standing? kneeling? laying down?) at the time?

is the device a piece of exercise/fitness equipment? cleaning equipment? recreational equipment? work equipment?
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Were you (sitting? standing? kneeling? laying down?) at the time? Standing.

is the device a piece of exercise/fitness equipment? cleaning equipment? recreational equipment? work equipment? None of the above.
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Were you using the device for its intended purpose at the time?

When being used properly, does the device usually come near to the groin? Does it usually touch the groin?

Must it (approach? touch?) the groin to function properly?
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Were you using the device for its intended purpose at the time? Yes.

When being used properly, does the device usually come near to the groin? Yes. Does it usually touch the groin? Not at the relevant time.

Must it (approach? touch?) the groin to function properly? Yesish - it will not stop working, but it will not fulfill its function.
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Was the function of the device to trim hair?
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Was the function of the device to trim hair? No.
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does the device perform its function on the human body?

Some other solid? Liquid?
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does the device perform its function on the human body? No or noish - it's part of something that does, and performs its function on this thing.

Some other solid? Liquid? It's part of something solid.
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a zipper? ouch!

is the something that does perform its function on the human body mechanical? electric? used for grooming? cleaning? dressing?
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a zipper? ouch! Got it!

***SPOILER***
Catching our junk in the zipper, while not up there with being kicked in the balls, is one of the more painful experiences we can have as men. Fortunately I've never caught this particular body part in a zipper.


Bonus poem (written for a competition a few years ago):

All fastened to a fabric band
A sliding shuttle as our heart
All hand in hand in hand in hand
Until the shuttle do us part

We're forming a metallic strip
(Or plastic if you're so inclined)
Which keeps a garment's shape in ship
The wearer's body thus confined

But we can also show our teeth
Revealing what we keep inside
The transformation is complete
By means of the metallic slide

It's playing an important role
Can reach us all form end to start
In one direction makes us whole
The other breaks us all apart

We keep your jacket warm and tight
Your pair of pants from falling down
We keep your money safe in sight
Your dress in place out on the town

Your tent and sleeping bag secure
Your bag, your pocket safely shut
We are the zipper, we're the cure
When buttons do not make the cut.

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