| Author | Message | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10133 Registered: 4-2010 |
Another theory puzzle: What is the First Rule of the Cheezburger Network? | ||
| Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd Post Number: 1368 Registered: 6-2008 |
Anything that can be imagined as being spelled with a Z, will be somewhere? Anything to do with personifying animals? or objects? | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 136 Registered: 12-2010 |
Are you talking about the Cheezburger Network? Does the rule involve cats? Ceiling Cat? Basement Cat? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2193 Registered: 9-2010 |
I can haz cheezburger pleez Balin? =) All right, maybe not for breakfast. Lol. Teh itteh bitteh kittehs want it though. | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10139 Registered: 4-2010 |
Anything that can be imagined as being spelled with a Z, will be somewhere? No, but that's probably the Second Rule. Anything to do with personifying animals? No or objects? No Are you talking about the Cheezburger Network? Yep Does the rule involve cats? No Ceiling Cat? No (tiny -ish) Basement Cat? Same as "Ceiling Cat" I can haz cheezburger pleez Balin? =) Sry, I no haz. =( All right, maybe not for breakfast. Lol. Teh itteh bitteh kittehs want it though. Itteh bitteh kitteh cheezburger tastin committeh - hope they're holding up well in the Basket O' Holding Stuff. | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2202 Registered: 9-2010 |
Teh itteh bitteh kitteh cheezburger tastin commiteh iz holdin up gud. Haz pesto sawse an burdz to try it on. Cheezburger be much betterer for kittehs tho kplzthnx. (Lol...running a whole puzzle in lolspeak is a bit much, I think. I think it's even more difficult than a Versponse, but maybe that's just me...Will keep tryin tho.) Does the rule involves diet-ys such az Ceiling Cat of teh hoomins an not of teh kittehs? An Happy Cat, kitten of Ceiling Cat? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10143 Registered: 4-2010 |
Teh itteh bitteh kitteh cheezburger tastin commiteh iz holdin up gud. Haz pesto sawse an burdz to try it on. Cheezburger be much betterer for kittehs tho kplzthnx. Iz ur puzl - u put cheezburger in luzyanna plz kthxbai (Lol...running a whole puzzle in lolspeak is a bit much, I think. I think it's even more difficult than a Versponse, but maybe that's just me...Will keep tryin tho.) True, but it's definitely fun! Does the rule involves diet-ys such az Ceiling Cat of teh hoomins an not of teh kittehs? An Happy Cat, kitten of Ceiling Cat? Yes to all (teh not-kitteh diet-ys) Translation: Yes, the puzzle involves deities, but not LOLcat deities (Ceiling Cat, Happycat, Basement Cat). | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10144 Registered: 4-2010 |
Everyone - feel free to ask questions in LOLspeak. I will try to answer them the same way, but will also provide a translation for those heathens who don't speak kitteh =) | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 138 Registered: 12-2010 |
Teh only hoomin diet-y i can thinks of iz God. Iz it God? Is it a rule that normal Cheezburger users have to obey? One that they obey automatically? Or is it a rule that has to do with the content that you're allowed to upload/submit? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10147 Registered: 4-2010 |
Teh only hoomin diet-y i can thinks of iz God. Iz it God? Well, it involvz God, but teh rool itzelf iz Yope-bout God. Translation: "Is the rule about God?" - Yope. Is it a rule that normal Cheezburger users have to obey? No, but... One that they obey automatically? ...this certainly seems to be the case. Or is it a rule that has to do with the content that you're allowed to upload/submit? Yesish | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2206 Registered: 9-2010 |
Iz teh rool dat u iz cannot mentionz God in teh content u uploadz to i can haz cheezburger? (Is the rule that you cannot mention God in content you upload to the "I Can Haz Cheezburger" site or any related Lolcat site?) | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10150 Registered: 4-2010 |
Iz teh rool dat u iz cannot mentionz God in teh content u uploadz to i can haz cheezburger? No, but... (Is the rule that you cannot mention God in content you upload to the "I Can Haz Cheezburger" site or any related Lolcat site?) No, but... | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 140 Registered: 12-2010 |
Iz teh rool dat ur submishnz musnt offend any religen? | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 141 Registered: 12-2010 |
And iz teh rool rittn down sumwere? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10154 Registered: 4-2010 |
Iz teh rool dat ur submishnz musnt offend any religen? No, teh rool iz mor a "teeree" tan a "rool," purr say. Translation: It's more of a "theory" than a "rule," per se. And iz teh rool rittn down sumwere? No | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2210 Registered: 9-2010 |
Iz teh teeree dat catz is betterer dan hoomins? Iz it dat Ceiling Cat createded God? | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 143 Registered: 12-2010 |
Iz teh teeree limtid to teh lolcatz? Or iz it applicabel to teh other cheezburger sites az well? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10156 Registered: 4-2010 |
Iz teh teeree dat catz is betterer dan hoomins? Noes, but dis iz very tru! Iz it dat Ceiling Cat createded God? Noes Iz teh teeree limtid to teh lolcatz? Not at awl Or iz it applicabel to teh other cheezburger sites az well? Yes - in fact, iz awlmost nevar seed in teh lolcatz. Translation: The theory is almost never seen in LOLcats, and is more applicable to other Cheezburger sites. | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 144 Registered: 12-2010 |
It haz to do with teh commntz? Teh ratins? Teh picshures demselfs? Doriana kitteh iz feelin lost! | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2213 Registered: 9-2010 |
Kaylee kitteh iz just az lostested, cheezfrend Doriana kitteh! iz only knoez teh LOLcatz! i hopez teh Balin Cat, Ceiling Cat of dis puzzel, will helpz us owt wit a recat! er, recap! Pleez? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10161 Registered: 4-2010 |
It haz to do with teh commntz? Yes!! Eksulent qwestee, Doriana! Teh ratins? Noes Teh picshures demselfs? Yeshishee Doriana kitteh iz feelin lost! Kaylee kitteh iz just az lostested, cheezfrend Doriana kitteh! iz only knoez teh LOLcatz! i hopez teh Balin Cat, Ceiling Cat of dis puzzel, will helpz us owt wit a recat! er, recap! Pleez? Okays, in hoomin langwich... RECAP: You are trying to discover the "First Rule of the Cheezburger Network." It involves the comments on certain pictures (etc); the rule also involves religion. This rule is rarely seen on ICHC itself; rather, it is often seen on non-LOLcat sites (GraphJam, Failbook, FailBlog, etc). | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 147 Registered: 12-2010 |
Thx for teh recap in hoomin langwich - u seez, me doesn't speek kitteh flooently! But me iz workin on dat! Is a specific religion relevant? The usage of words that are connoted with religion? Could this apply to every picture/video/screenshot or is there something particular about them? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10166 Registered: 4-2010 |
Thx for teh recap in hoomin langwich - u seez, me doesn't speek kitteh flooently! But me iz workin on dat! Ur welkum, an dunt wury - I dunt speek lolcat flooently eder! Is a specific religion relevant? Yes The usage of words that are connoted with religion? I'm not sure what you mean by this - please clarify Could this apply to every picture/video/screenshot No or is there something particular about them? Yes | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2220 Registered: 9-2010 |
Christianity relevant? Judaism? Islam? Buddhism? Hinduism? Something else? Sorriez for teh no lolcatz namez. Teh Kaylee kitteh iz not flooent eder. | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10168 Registered: 4-2010 |
Christianity relevant? This, No to rest Judaism? Islam? Buddhism? Hinduism? Something else? Sorriez for teh no lolcatz namez. Teh Kaylee kitteh iz not flooent eder. Noez problimz! | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 148 Registered: 12-2010 |
The specific religion - Christianity? Judaism? Islam? If none of these, [LTPF of religions] please. I meant the usage of words like "God" or "Jesus" in the comments. Is this relevant? The particular thing about them - Is it who has uploaded them? When they were uploaded? What you can see on them? Me luvs teh cheezburger sites but me almust nevar reeds teh commntz cuz most of dem r stoopid... maybe me shood of reeded dem more often! | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10169 Registered: 4-2010 |
The specific religion - Christianity? See above Judaism? Islam? If none of these, [LTPF of religions] please. I meant the usage of words like "God" or "Jesus" in the comments. Is this relevant? Hmmm...yope. The particular thing about them - Is it who has uploaded them? When they were uploaded? What you can see on them? This Me luvs teh cheezburger sites but me almust nevar reeds teh commntz cuz most of dem r stoopid... An dis iz relavint... maybe me shood of reeded dem more often! | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2222 Registered: 9-2010 |
Catholicism? (O heyz! Just noticez, iz CAT-holicizm!) Protestantism? Jehovah's Witnesses? LDS Church? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10171 Registered: 4-2010 |
Catholicism? (O heyz! Just noticez, iz CAT-holicizm!) I did nawt notize! Protestantism? Just Christianity in general Jehovah's Witnesses? LDS Church? | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 149 Registered: 12-2010 |
Hmmm... So the stupidity of the comments is relevant? Is it a specific word that is used in the comments? Is it limited to uploads with religious content? joost starteded reeding sum cheezburger commntz, but me can't finds nuthin relivint... but me getted stuck at funny submishnz (; | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10179 Registered: 4-2010 |
Hmmm... So the stupidity Yope of the comments is relevant? Yes Is it a specific word that is used in the comments? No Is it limited to uploads with religious content? YES joost starteded reeding sum cheezburger commntz, but me can't finds nuthin relivint... but me getted stuck at funny submishnz (; Derez no shamz in dat =) | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 150 Registered: 12-2010 |
Could we word the theory like this: "Whenever an upload with religious content appears on the cheezburger sites, there will probably be a comment involving ___"? And we're looking for the blank? *looks for religious content on the cheezburger sites* | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10183 Registered: 4-2010 |
Could we word the theory like this: "Whenever an upload with religious content appears on the cheezburger sites, there will probably be a Correct up to here... comment involving ___"? "Yope" to this bit. And we're looking for the blank? Yope *looks for religious content on the cheezburger sites* Check Failbook - they had a notable one recently. | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 151 Registered: 12-2010 |
Does it have to do with the quantity of comments? The content of the comments? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10192 Registered: 4-2010 |
Does it have to do with the quantity of comments? The content of the comments? Both | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2229 Registered: 9-2010 |
Palindromes relevant? Weird Al relevant? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2230 Registered: 9-2010 |
Youtube relevant? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10194 Registered: 4-2010 |
Palindromes relevant? Weird Al relevant? Youtube relevant? No to all, although I know which Failbook you're talking about. The example I am thinking of is currently on page 4. | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2231 Registered: 9-2010 |
iz it to doez wit teh brite lite dat teh urth orbitz roundz? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10198 Registered: 4-2010 |
iz it to doez wit teh brite lite dat teh urth orbitz roundz? In hoomin langwich: No, but that's the right Failbook - now what is the rule? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10199 Registered: 4-2010 |
iz it to doez wit teh brite lite dat teh urth orbitz roundz? In hoomin langwich: No, but that's the right Failbook - now what is the rule?} | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10200 Registered: 4-2010 |
Oopsiez - dubble-postyd. Mai bad. | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2233 Registered: 9-2010 |
I iz knot noez yet. But iz haz ovair six hundredz commentz. Iz 2 manee 2 reed tonite. Iz relevant dat it haz dat manee? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2234 Registered: 9-2010 |
oops...got started reeding. foundz argooment bout religuns an non-religuns, beeleef an non-beeleef. Relevunt? Ninight, Balin Cat. | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 152 Registered: 12-2010 |
Bible kwootz relivint? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10205 Registered: 4-2010 |
I iz knot noez yet. But iz haz ovair six hundredz commentz. Iz 2 manee 2 reed tonite. Iz relevant dat it haz dat manee? Yes oops...got started reeding. foundz argooment bout religuns an non-religuns, beeleef an non-beeleef. Relevunt? YES!! Bible kwootz relivint? Noez, but we haz enuff. **********SPOILER********** The First Rule of the Cheezburger Network: As the number of posts on a religious-themed post increases, the probability of a flame war approaches one. A high majority of these religious-themed posts are anti-Christian; correspondingly, most of the comments tend to be as well. Then the arguments and debates, often very loud, erupt. I've seen many a flame war about - it gets annoying fast. Nice work, Kaylee kitteh and Doriana kitteh. | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2235 Registered: 9-2010 |
We iz gud kittehs. We iz shuld haz cheezburgerz. Possibleh Balin Cat providez sum for us den, Doriana kitteh? | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 153 Registered: 12-2010 |
Kaylee kitteh iz teh bestest solvur! An Balin kitteh maded very naiz puzzle (: We desurvz cheezburger! | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10209 Registered: 4-2010 |
Cheezburger parteh! Nao howz bout yuz wurk on sum uv mai udder puzlz - dei needz teh qwestees! | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10215 Registered: 4-2010 |
Un tiniez kurrekshin tu teh wurdin uv teh rool: "As the number of comments on a religious-themed post increases, the probability of a flame war erupting approaches one." (And it tends to approach one fast, I might add.) | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2244 Registered: 9-2010 |
*offerz teh cheezburgerz to teh Balin Kitteh Cat az he iz bestest lolpuzzel writer* | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 10224 Registered: 4-2010 |
*akseps noms, givz mor cheezburgerz to kaylee kitteh an doriana kitteh* | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 161 Registered: 12-2010 |
iz vejutareean kitteh, but akseps cheezburger, takes teh cheez an givz burger to kaylee kitteh, nomnom | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2249 Registered: 9-2010 |
*givz vejutareean cheezburgerz to Doriana kitteh* | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 2251 Registered: 9-2010 |
*noms regoolar burgerz an cheezburgerz* |
