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Vesica (Vesica)
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Posted on Monday, April 25, 2011 - 2:52 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Seriously? The act was senseless enough, but the reason was almost incomprehensible.
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Time? or location relevant?

Is the statement something that was said? or thought? If said, is it relevant who the speaker? or listener/s are?
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the act = an act of violence? a crime? was someone injured? did someone die? was something destroyed?
Was the act "performed" by a person? more than one person?

Is this a real story? FYOI? FSEI?
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the act = an act of violence? Yes
a crime? No-ish
was someone injured? Yes
did someone die? Yes
was something destroyed? Yes
Was the act "performed" by a person? Yes
more than one person? Yes

Is this a real story? FYOI? FSEI? Real story
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You missed Eli's questions...

Did one person die? More than one?
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You missed Eli's questions... Whoops!

Time? Now-ish
or location relevant? Yes

Is the statement something that was said? or thought?
If said, is it relevant who the speaker? or listener/s are?
Um, the puzzle statement is a puzzle statement - thought/written by me. Not a direct quote of any sort.

Did one person die?
More than one? Yes and FA
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Did any creature die that was not a person?
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Did any creature die that was not a person? Yes indeed.
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a kitteh? that did not haz cheezburgur? =(
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sorry Vesica; I'm more than a bit obsessed with LOLcats and with cats in general. And cheeseburgers. =P
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a kitteh? No
that did not haz cheezburgur? And no

I'm more than a bit obsessed with LOLcats... Really? I hadn't noticed ;)
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hehe...ok, good, you're not upset =P
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Dead creature - an animal? Plant?
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did the incident involve bombing? a fire?
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Balin
Dead creature - an animal? Yes, and slight FA
Plant? No

Shez
did the incident involve bombing? No
a fire? No
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Was the animal dead already?
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Was the animal dead already? No, and still the same FA

Hint: GO back and read the first Q of yours that got an "FA" appended. You seem to have forgotten that answer...
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Did the animal die? Did any person die?
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Did the animal die? Yes. Also, please pluralize your noun so I can stop typing FA. :D
Did any person die? No
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Did animals die? Were they all the same type of animal?
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Did animals die? Thank you! YES. And it was three before we even start that round of questions.

Were they all the same type of animal? Yes
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three...not kittehs. Mice? Dogs? Birds? Insects?
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were the animals killed on purpose?

mammals? birds? fish? reptiles?
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Kayleetonkslupin
three...not kittehs. Mice? Nope
Dogs? Birds? Insects? No to these

Shez
Were the animals killed on purpose? Yes
mammals? No
birds? No
fish? Yes
reptiles? No
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one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish?
goldfish?
carp?
tropical fish?
other pet fish?
fish which are typically eaten?
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one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish? No. There were also no sneeches or cats in hats harmed during the making of this puzzle. ;)

goldfish? Yes, no to rest
carp?
tropical fish?
other pet fish?
fish which are typically eaten?
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I had to ask the Seuss question...mom's a preschool teacher after all =D

And it's "Sneetches", btw =D but they're not fish, lol!

So. Three goldfish died and something was destroyed. The bowl or pond the goldfish were in, perhaps? (Were they koi or just regular goldfish?)

Is there anything else to find out?
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I know they aren't fish! Not sure what the heck they ARE, but there are star-bellied ones and ones with no stars. I am totally down with the culture and sophistication of Suess.

Three goldfish died and something was destroyed. Um, no. The something WAS the fish. We hadn't figured that out yet when the question was asked.

The bowl or pond the goldfish were in, perhaps? Nope, see above
(Were they koi or just regular goldfish?) Regular goldfish

Is there anything else to find out? Um, yeah. Pretty much all of it...?
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Ahem, SEUSS. I like him, I just can't SPELL him. *facepalm*
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*sheepish look* Oh. Um...*ponders where to begin, then*
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*cuddles teh confoozed kitteh* Well, we have a What (killing goldfish)...perhaps a who, where, why or how would be good. You know, those 'reporters questions'.
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Fish killer: H? A? M? Another fish?
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Fish killer: H? A? M? H & M, not quite A, and I'll add he had helpers
Another fish? Nope
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A teenager? Did he own the fish?

Helpers: H? A? M? Friends? Siblings? Schoolmates?
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A teenager? Yes
Did he own the fish? NO

Helpers: H? A? M? Friends? Siblings? Schoolmates?
HM, not quite A, his friends.
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Were they a gang? A team?

Were the fish owned by one of the friends? By a H? A? M? By the same person?
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Were they a gang? No
A team? This is probably most accurate.

Were the fish owned by one of the friends? No
By a H? A? M? Yes, amongst others.
By the same person? Same person as?
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Did one person own all the fish?
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Did one person own all the fish? No, I don't think so.
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Did they kill the fish by: poisoning the water? Taking the fish out of the water?
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Did they kill the fish by: poisoning the water? Yes, with mustard and hot sauce.
Taking the fish out of the water? No

Well, we have the how...and sort of the who (more needs to be done on that). After that, the why shouldn't be too hard...
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Mustard and hot sauce? Srsly?!?!?!?!?!?

Were they hoping to eat the fish?
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Mustard and hot sauce? Srsly?!?!?!?!?!? Srsly.

Were they hoping to eat the fish? No
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Did they kill the fish: for revenge? Financial gain? As a prank? Accidentally? Out of malice? If so: towards the fish? Towards the owners? Someone else? Or did they just want to see what would happen? Were all the fish in the same water? In a tank? Fishbowl? Bag? Were they in a store? A public aquarium? Is there a reason why they used hot sauce and mustard? Or was it just readily available? Did they do anything relevant to the dead fish? Were they drunk? Stupid?
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Did they kill the fish: for revenge? No
Financial gain? No
As a prank? No
Accidentally? Absolutely NOT
Out of malice? Sort of...
If so: towards the fish? Again, sort of...
Towards the owners? No
Someone else? No
Or did they just want to see what would happen? No

Were all the fish in the same water? Yes
In a tank? Fishbowl? Bag? In a tank
Were they in a store? No
A public aquarium? No

Is there a reason why they used hot sauce and mustard? Not really
Or was it just readily available? Yes

Did they do anything relevant to the dead fish? No
Were they drunk? Nope

Stupid? ABSO-freakin'-LUTELY! Do I know this based on fact or some test? No.
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Did they kill anything else? Destroy anything else? Were they vandals? Did they break in? Are the owners of the fish relevant? Is the location of the fish tank relevant? Did they break in? Or sneak in? Did they go there in order to kill the fish? Or did they decide to do so once they were there? Had they done anything similar before? Did they get in trouble? Relevant?
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Did they kill anything else? No
Destroy anything else? No
Were they vandals? No
Did they break in? YES
Are the owners of the fish relevant? No
Is the location of the fish tank relevant? In a general way
Did they break in? Or sneak in? Break in
Did they go there in order to kill the fish? No
Or did they decide to do so once they were there? Yes
Had they done anything similar before? Not that I know of
Did they get in trouble? Yes, though not for the fish
Relevant? Not really.
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Were the fish in a restaurant? By a restaurant?

Did they break in to get at the fish? At the hot sauce and mustard?
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Were the fish in a restaurant? No
By a restaurant? As in outside? No. No restaurants here.

Did they break in to get at the fish? NO
At the hot sauce and mustard? No
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Is their reason for breaking in relevant? Did they break into a residence? Did they do anything else relevant while there? Is the method of breaking in relevant? Did they kill the fish in order to: conceal something? Mislead? Make a statement? A threat? Were they activists of some sort?
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did this take place at a zoo? an aquarium?

another public building which had a fish tank?

someone's home?
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Galfisk
Is their reason for breaking in relevant? Slightly
Did they break into a residence? YES
Did they do anything else relevant while there? Yes
Is the method of breaking in relevant? No
Did they kill the fish in order to: conceal something? Yes
Mislead? No
Make a statement? No
A threat? No
Were they activists of some sort? No

Shez
Did this take place at a zoo? No
an aquarium? No
another public building which had a fish tank? No
someone's home? YES
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Did they steal something? Break something? Bring something relevant into the residence? Did they think the fish were witnesses? And killed them in order not to be found out?
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had they broken into this house?
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did they say it was because the fish were looking at them?

because they looked hungry?
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Galfisk
Did they steal something? YES, not relevant what.
Break something? No
Bring something relevant into the residence? No

Did they think the fish were witnesses? YES!
And killed them in order not to be found out? YES!

Shez
had they broken into this house? Yes
did they say it was because the fish were looking at them? In a way, see above
because they looked hungry? No

***** SPOILER ******

In yet another installment of tales of Very Stupid Criminals, a teenager and his pals burgled an apartment in Chicago. As they were leaving the scene, an unnamed 16-year-old ringleader the of group spotted the goldfish and said, and I quote, "We can't let them live they're witnesses." The teens then killed the fish by pouring mustard and hot sauce into the tank.

Left unexplained: How exactly the teens thought the fish would be able to testify or provide evidence against them and also how individuals this stupid managed to not accidentally kill themselves before this incident.
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Oh lord, what idiots...
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*Second that.
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Posted on Thursday, April 28, 2011 - 9:33 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

grrrr!
Vesica (Vesica)
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Username: Vesica

Post Number: 862
Registered: 8-2001
Posted on Thursday, April 28, 2011 - 2:33 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I think they are lucky I don't get to decide their fate, as I think a mustard/hot sauce cocktail in the eye would be just about right.

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