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Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2597 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Friday, January 14, 2011 - 8:22 pm: |      |
O hai cheezfrendz! I run puzzel in kitteh langwitch but iz put translashunz on reekwest if yuo no speek kitteh. It seemed liek a most awsum planz tu teh kaylee kitteh. But did nawt kno how tu maik it wurk. Translation: Oh hi everyone! I shall try to run a puzzle in kitteh language but shall translate on request if you can't speak kitteh. :-D It seemed like a most awesome plan to me. But I did not know how to make it work. |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 10994 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Friday, January 14, 2011 - 10:21 pm: |      |
teh "it" iz involvd wit teh planz, noes? teh "it" - an objikt? |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2598 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Friday, January 14, 2011 - 10:31 pm: |      |
teh "it" iz involvd wit teh planz, noes? Teh "it" iz teh planz. teh "it" - an objikt? Noes, iz teh planz. |
Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn
Post Number: 630 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Friday, January 14, 2011 - 10:41 pm: |      |
R TEH PLANZ SINISTR? KIND? WUD THEY HAS MADE U HAPPEH? WUZ THEY DOIN SOMETHIN NICE 4 SOMEONE ELSE? OR SOMETHIN EVIL 4 SOMEONE ELSE? DID U NOT KNOE HOW 2 MAK IT WERK CUZ IT WUZ IMPOSIBLE? CUZ U R INCOMPETENT? CUD ANYBODY FIGURE OUT HOW 2 MAK UR PLANZ WERK? ON DIFFERENT SUBJECT, WUZ IT GUD IDEA CUZ IT WUD MAK U HAPPEH? IT WUD GIT U MONEY? IT WUD MAK SOMEONE ELSE HAPPEH? GIT SOMEONE ELSE MONEY? CHEEZBURGERS INVOLVD? KATS? UR TORTIESIBLIN? ANOTHR LTPF MEMBR? ME? BALLIN? WUZ U GOIN 2 RUN 4 PRESIDENT? OR MAK SOMEONE ELSE? I LUV TEH LOLCAT TRANZLATOR AT SPEAKLOLCAT.COM BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT HAS TENDENCY 2 MAK EVRYTHIN ALL CAPS AN IM 2 LAZY 2 CHANGE IT SO SRY 4 SCREAMIN. IZ NOT MAH FAULT. BLAME CANADA |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2600 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Friday, January 14, 2011 - 11:05 pm: |      |
R TEH PLANZ SINISTR? Iz nawt. KIND? I thinx soez. WUD THEY HAS MADE U HAPPEH? Yeshez! WUZ THEY DOIN SOMETHIN NICE 4 SOMEONE ELSE? Yeshez! I thinx soe! OR SOMETHIN EVIL 4 SOMEONE ELSE? Noe. DID U NOT KNOE HOW 2 MAK IT WERK CUZ IT WUZ IMPOSIBLE? It iz mite bee. CUZ U R INCOMPETENT? Just fur dis, I iz. CUD ANYBODY FIGURE OUT HOW 2 MAK UR PLANZ WERK? Pawsiblee. ON DIFFERENT SUBJECT, WUZ IT GUD IDEA CUZ IT WUD MAK U HAPPEH? Yeshez. IT WUD GIT U MONEY? Nawt likelee. IT WUD MAK SOMEONE ELSE HAPPEH? I hopez soe! GIT SOMEONE ELSE MONEY? Problee. CHEEZBURGERS INVOLVD? Fur zvv uf involveded. KATS? Saym az cheezburgerz. UR TORTIESIBLIN? Defunitelee. ANOTHR LTPF MEMBR? Nawt just wun. ME? Yeshez. BALLIN? Yeshez. WUZ U GOIN 2 RUN 4 PRESIDENT? Noez. OR MAK SOMEONE ELSE? Run fur Prezidentz? Noez. I LUV TEH LOLCAT TRANZLATOR AT SPEAKLOLCAT.COM BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT HAS TENDENCY 2 MAK EVRYTHIN ALL CAPS AN IM 2 LAZY 2 CHANGE IT SO SRY 4 SCREAMIN. IZ NOT MAH FAULT. BLAME CANADA I iz blamez canada. |
Tortiekitten (Tortiekitten)
New member Username: Tortiekitten
Post Number: 132 Registered: 11-2010
| | Posted on Friday, January 14, 2011 - 11:50 pm: |      |
TEH PLAN INVOLVEZ HOW LOTZ DA LTPF MEMBERS? (LTPF LIST OV INTEGERS)? |
Tortiekitten (Tortiekitten)
New member Username: Tortiekitten
Post Number: 133 Registered: 11-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, January 15, 2011 - 12:08 am: |      |
OR IZ UR AWSUM PLAN 2 HAS WHOLE PUZZLE IN KITTEH? |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2604 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, January 15, 2011 - 12:25 am: |      |
TEH PLAN INVOLVEZ HOW LOTZ DA LTPF MEMBERS? (LTPF LIST OV INTEGERS)? Awl uf dem sibling! OR IZ UR AWSUM PLAN 2 HAS WHOLE PUZZLE IN KITTEH? Nawt dat...iz nawt impossibel, haz bin dun befoar! |
Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn
Post Number: 634 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, January 15, 2011 - 3:26 am: |      |
POSIBLE $POYLR EMAILD (OR WILL BE IN 2 SECONDZ AFTR I POT DIS) |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2606 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, January 15, 2011 - 3:33 am: |      |
POSIBLE $POYLR EMAILD (OR WILL BE IN 2 SECONDZ AFTR I POT DIS) Posible $poylr iz tru! But iz letz it keepz goin. Gud job Mr. Coke! |
Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn
Post Number: 635 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, January 15, 2011 - 3:41 am: |      |
YAY. I WUZ RITE. BUT U GUYZ HAS FUN WIF DIS. IN DA MEANTIME, IM OFF 2 GO PARTY AN GIT READY 2 HEAD BAK 2 SKOOL (WELL, TEH LAST WAN AT LEAST). OH, AN BALIN, TEH JETS R WINNIN ON SUNDAI. I GUARANTEE IT. AN IF THEY LOSE, IM GONNA POST PUZZLE BOUT HOW TOM BRADY IZ AWSUM. THAZ HOW CONFIDENT IM DAT THEY WILL WIN. |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2607 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, January 15, 2011 - 3:57 am: |      |
YAY. I WUZ RITE. BUT U GUYZ HAS FUN WIF DIS. IN DA MEANTIME, IM OFF 2 GO PARTY AN GIT READY 2 HEAD BAK 2 SKOOL (WELL, TEH LAST WAN AT LEAST). OH, AN BALIN, TEH JETS R WINNIN ON SUNDAI. I GUARANTEE IT. AN IF THEY LOSE, IM GONNA POST PUZZLE BOUT HOW TOM BRADY IZ AWSUM. THAZ HOW CONFIDENT IM DAT THEY WILL WIN. haz funz at partee mr. coke! |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 11003 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, January 15, 2011 - 4:00 pm: |      |
I iz predikt teh Patreetz iz gunna win. Tirty-ate tu tirteeny. But i iz furzt hopez fur gud gam. Altho i tink dat i no iz be able tu watch it awl, but i wantz tu. An enjoy ur partee miztr koke. Ur planz - tu pozt a surtin puzzl? Tu find udder LTPF memburz? Tu du sumtin wit dis puzzl? |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2611 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, January 15, 2011 - 4:08 pm: |      |
Ur planz - tu pozt a surtin puzzl? Jus dis puzzel. Iz nawt rite ansur tho. Tu find udder LTPF memburz? Yezish... Tu du sumtin wit dis puzzl? Liek wut? Plz rephraiz. |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 11013 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, January 15, 2011 - 5:56 pm: |      |
Did u wantz tu haz teh puzzl wit moar den wun hozt? |
It_so_happened (It_so_happened)
New member Username: It_so_happened
Post Number: 780 Registered: 5-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, January 15, 2011 - 10:24 pm: |      |
I iz haz a tuf time wit dis puzzl, seenc i haz tuf time reedeng an riting kitteh langwidge! |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2614 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2011 - 1:12 am: |      |
Did u wantz tu haz teh puzzl wit moar den wun hozt? Noez...awl I haz tu du den iz tell tortiesibling wut tu writez! Iz nawt impozzible! I iz haz a tuf time wit dis puzzl, seenc i haz tuf time reedeng an riting kitteh langwidge! I iz write in hoomin langwich if u iz wantz, ISH!! RECAP, in hoomin langwich: It seemed like a most awesome plan to me. But I did not know how to make it work. "It" refers to the plan itself, which I previously discussed with Mr. Coke on facebook, so he's bowed out. The plan is not sinister. It is a good idea, and would make both me and the other LTPF members happy. It would not be likely to make money for anyone, and might in fact cost money. Cheezburgerz and kittehs are involved for sufficiently vague value of involved. Running for president is not involved. (And Balin, please rephrase your last question.) |
Whirligig (Whirligig)
New member Username: Whirligig
Post Number: 828 Registered: 8-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2011 - 1:49 am: |      |
Duzit invalvv teh ideeuh uv n LTPF cunvenshun? Wudit invalvv fizzicuhl kontakt bitwiin teh memburz? |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2621 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2011 - 2:25 am: |      |
Duzit invalvv teh ideeuh uv n LTPF cunvenshun? Iz on teh rite trackz, wirligigz! Iz nawt cunvenshun, but... Wudit invalvv fizzicuhl kontakt bitwiin teh memburz? yez! |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 11026 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2011 - 2:29 am: |      |
Fone kalz? |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2624 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2011 - 2:33 am: |      |
Fone kalz? Fone kalz mite bee needid tu maik it pawcibul. But iz nawt teh answur. Iz close with convenshun. Also, iz sumthin dat manee uf teh LTPFerz iz invawlvd in nao...juzt nawt tu du with LTPF. Hoomin langwich translashun: Phone calls might be needed to make the plan possible, but that's not the answer. "Convention" was closer. It's something that is already involved in many LTPFers' lives, just not in a LTPF-related way. |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 11030 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2011 - 2:43 am: |      |
iz it a meatin ov sum sort? |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2627 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2011 - 2:45 am: |      |
iz it a meatin ov sum sort? Nawt ezactlee...iz moar of a plaiz were lotz uf LTPFerz wuld bee tugethere. |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 11033 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2011 - 2:45 am: |      |
A plaiz fur puzzlin? |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2629 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2011 - 2:51 am: |      |
A plaiz fur puzzlin? Defunitlee! But wut kind uf plaiz? HINT: Iz kind of plaiz dat manee uf uz kittehz (but nawt mee) iz spend lotz uf time at, just nawt fur puzzlin. |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 11039 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2011 - 2:53 am: |      |
Skool? Wurk? |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2630 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2011 - 2:55 am: |      |
Skool? Thiz...spesifiklee... Wurk? |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 11041 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2011 - 2:56 am: |      |
Collij? Hiskool? |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2631 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2011 - 3:06 am: |      |
Collij? Dis wun! Hiskool? Nawt dis wun, but wud bee gud tu haz tu. ***SPOILER*** (in hoomin langwich) When I posted this puzzle, Mr. Gregory Coke and I had been talking on Facebook, and we discussed the possibility of a "lateral thinking college" akin to the idea of a LTPF convention...I said he should be a professor of lateral thinking, and then thought, well why not a whole college based on it? :-D Anyone want to suggest course titles and professors, lol? I suggest Mr. Coke for the geography professor :-D |
Tortiekitten (Tortiekitten)
New member Username: Tortiekitten
Post Number: 143 Registered: 11-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, January 16, 2011 - 3:09 am: |      |
I suggest Kayeh Kitteh fo howez to speek kitteh. |
Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn
Post Number: 638 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Monday, January 17, 2011 - 12:10 am: |      |
Here's a quiz: 1) What is the capital of Djibouti? 2) Which country has a name which rhymes with that of a hall of fame NFL quarterback? 3) What is the highest mountain? 4) In what country is the village of Haz? 5) If you were to celebrate New Year's in every country in the world on the same night, what country would you have to start in? EXTRA CREDIT: Post the lyrics to the national anthem of Spain. DOUBLE EXTRA CREDIT: Post a video of you singing the Spanish national anthem. |
Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana
Post Number: 369 Registered: 12-2010
| | Posted on Monday, January 17, 2011 - 3:24 pm: |      |
iz not noes answurz to kweshuns, but iz getz teh extra credit: spanush nashunel anthem iz no haz lyrecs! |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2655 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Monday, January 17, 2011 - 4:50 pm: |      |
1) The capital of Djibouti is...Djibouti. 2) 3) Mount Everest 4) Yemen 5) Kiribati I iz cannot figure out number two! but iz very tricky of mr. coke to give us an anthem with no lyrics!! well played sir. |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 11065 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Monday, January 17, 2011 - 10:14 pm: |      |
I thought the highest mountain was underwater in the Pacific Ocean (but I forget its name). Or Olympus Mons on Mars. #2: Spain rhymes with (Bobby) Layne. |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2660 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Monday, January 17, 2011 - 10:28 pm: |      |
I thought the highest mountain was underwater in the Pacific Ocean (but I forget its name). Or Olympus Mons on Mars. iz tru, mr. coke did nawt say just on earthz, abuv see levl...kaylee kitteh knowz both mountainz but wuz nawt sur if dey cownted. (Can't remember the name of the underwater mountain either...) |
Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn
Post Number: 641 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 18, 2011 - 1:22 am: |      |
Balin is correct. But he forgot the name. He is thinking of Mauna Loa, which is only about 15,000 feet above ground, but another roughly 15,000 below. And I'm going to have to accept Balin's answer, but I was looking for (The Most Serene Republic of) San Marino. Which rhymes with Dan Marino. And I thought "On Earth" was implied. Because otherwise you could answer some colony on Mercury for #5, or some alien thingy for pretty much any question. |
Noel (Noel)
New member Username: Noel
Post Number: 2283 Registered: 7-2009
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 18, 2011 - 1:27 am: |      |
To be fair, you did say "highest" not "tallest." Mauna Loa is the tallest, but I would consider the highest to be the one with the highest elevation, which is definitely not Mauna Loa. |
Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn
Post Number: 647 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 18, 2011 - 4:11 am: |      |
Yeah, that's a good point. |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2662 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 18, 2011 - 5:21 am: |      |
And I thought "On Earth" was implied. Because otherwise you could answer some colony on Mercury for #5, or some alien thingy for pretty much any question. Well, I wouldn't have answered something that was made up, unless the question was about fictional things. |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2753 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2011 - 9:29 pm: |      |
o hai dere kittehz! iz cheezmath kweshun todaiz. if yuo haz wun cheezburger, an anuthair kitteh comz bai wit tu cheezburgerz, an yuo shair cheezburgerz ekwalee wit three moar kitteh cheezfrendz cuz dey no haz anee, hao much cheezburger each wun getz? |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 11200 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2011 - 9:59 pm: |      |
we haz tree cheezburgerz an faiv kittehs, so tey al getz tree-fifs uv a cheezburger. but dat nawt enuff cheezburgerz, so we makz moar. |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 2755 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2011 - 10:02 pm: |      |
o yez! iz defunitelee rite! gud wurk balin kitteh! an of courz, makz moar! :-D |