| Author | Message | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 11580 Registered: 4-2010 |
Higgledy piggledy This is a puzzle which Mixes two types in a Moderate feat: This is not only just Neologistical; Also, your questions must Be in some feet. Tell me now, what is an Azolf percentage? A Clear definition you Must now complete: (I can't take credit for Originality: This puzzle type was coined By Irish Pete.) | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 505 Registered: 12-2010 |
Oh dear, this is gonna be quite hard now let me ask some questions to start. Does each letter stand for a word? And is it something rather absurd? Is one of the following relevant: school? sports? work? family? food/drink? Or are they all not really important and it's totally not what I think? Is it a percentage to measure a physical object, like protein or fat? A sentiment, or rather a pleasure? Or am I wrong and my guesses are bad | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 11581 Registered: 4-2010 |
Oh dear, this is gonna be quite hard now let me ask some questions to start. Does each letter stand for a word? And is it something rather absurd? Is this word acronymic? No! Is it absurd? I don't think so. Is one of the following relevant: school? sports? work? family? food/drink? Or are they all not really important and it's totally not what I think? Is it a percentage to measure a physical object, like protein or fat? A sentiment, or rather a pleasure? Or am I wrong and my guesses are bad To "object physical," a Yope, The rest receive a straight-up Nope. But do not think your guesses bad, There's much inside that can be had. And something I forgot to say When writing this out yesterday. There are few people we can see Whose azolp percentage is "C." And also numbering "not much." Are those with AP of "nil" or such. Most people's APs are in between, But less than fifty usually seen. (Mine happens to be zero, though; That's not that relevant, you know.) | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3005 Registered: 9-2010 |
is the percentage azolf or azolp? Because you've written them both I'm afraid my brain fails here Though to admit it I'm quite loath... | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 11585 Registered: 4-2010 |
is the percentage azolf or azolp? Because you've written them both I'm afraid my brain fails here Though to admit it I'm quite loath... It is "azolf," and my mistake, For that awkward typo I did make. | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3008 Registered: 9-2010 |
a percentage measured; is it some sort of theory? Is it mathematical, or some other kind? My apologies for my mismatched verses, Proper rhyme and meter is hard to find! | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 516 Registered: 12-2010 |
Does everyone have a percentage or only those with an advantage? Do you get it with your birth? Can it later change its worth? Does it matter if you're a he or a she? If you live in the desert or by the sea? Relevant are any of these - Education? Parents? Family? Name? Would you answer my questions please as they might be helpful for the game? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 11588 Registered: 4-2010 |
a percentage measured; is it some sort of theory? Is it mathematical, or some other kind? My apologies for my mismatched verses, Proper rhyme and meter is hard to find! The percentage is calculated with mathematics, Sort of like a batting average. But a mathematical theory? I am not sure How to answer true to your words. Does everyone have a percentage or only those with an advantage? Do you get it with your birth? Can it later change its worth? Does it matter if you're a he or a she? If you live in the desert or by the sea? Not every person has an A-P, For there is something that you must need. Percentages change as time goes on, But they can stay consistent long. As for gender, both hes and shes Can quite easily have A-Ps. In the desert, you would not be As likely to have an A-P. It's slightly more likely on the sea To have (you guessed it!) an A-P. Relevant are any of these - Education? Parents? Family? Name? Would you answer my questions please as they might be helpful for the game? None of those, with an "-ish" for "name;" I hope my answers helped this game. | ||
| Redwine (Redwine)
New member Username: Redwine Post Number: 318 Registered: 1-2011 |
Would A-P be for our help If we described the person's health? Would then my doctor have to ask For my A-P to do his tasks? Would A-P be here still on duty If we described the person's beauty? Could we by chance anywhere see An animal which has an A-P? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 11594 Registered: 4-2010 |
Would A-P be for our help If we described the person's health? Would then my doctor have to ask For my A-P to do his tasks? Would A-P be here still on duty If we described the person's beauty? Could we by chance anywhere see An animal which has an A-P? Higgledy piggledy Health is irrelevant To these percentages I've told to you, As for a visage so Paradisiacal, I must say "Noish/Yope"; It holds a clue. As for an animal's Azolf percentage, well, Very few have one, and Those which they do, They do not hold any Responsibility: Theirs will be "zero" al- Ways, that is true. | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 521 Registered: 12-2010 |
Do you think I have an A-P? And what about kitteh Kaylee? The thing I need to get an AP, is it an object? One you can see? Or is it, as a matter of fact, something that is more abstract? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3023 Registered: 9-2010 |
Kitteh Kaylee iz wundrin, you see If diz puzzel mite involve doriana an mee For teh burgurz we need All cuvured in cheez Wuld those be relevunt, okase? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 11611 Registered: 4-2010 |
Do you think I have an A-P? And what about kitteh Kaylee? I know for a fact that you do Both have azolf percent'ges, that's true. But just what those might be Is not yet plain to me Though I could go discover it soon. The thing I need to get an AP, is it an object? One you can see? Or is it, as a matter of fact, something that is more abstract? To get an A-P you do need An object which clearly is seen. But to have one of more Than zero in store, You'll need a number more of things. Kitteh Kaylee iz wundrin, you see If diz puzzel mite involve doriana an mee For teh burgurz we need All cuvured in cheez Wuld those be relevunt, okase? This one in couplet I will show The answer to that poem is "No." | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 524 Registered: 12-2010 |
Does facebook have to do with it? Would I lose my A-P if I quit? Photos relevant that have my tag? Statuses I post to brag? | ||
| Peter365 (Peter365)
New member Username: Peter365 Post Number: 3252 Registered: 1-2007 |
Maybe in this room we're missing an elephant Is the LTPF at all relevant? | ||
| Redwine (Redwine)
New member Username: Redwine Post Number: 327 Registered: 1-2011 |
Could I for money an A-P acquire If it was my biggest desire? Is "percentage" a proper word Which says, that a few of hundred is hold? Or different meaning we should explore In order to solve this puzzle more? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 11631 Registered: 4-2010 |
Does facebook have to do with it? Would I lose my A-P if I quit? Photos relevant that have my tag? Statuses I post to brag? Doriana, I should never doubt your wisdom After solving my last Facebook neologism. Facebook is relevant, you need an account To have an azolf percentage amount. Your photos are relevant - statuses, no, But shortly this puzzle's now going to go. Maybe in this room we're missing an elephant Is the LTPF at all relevant? This forum is not at all relevant to What an azolf percentage does mean to you. Could I for money an A-P acquire If it was my biggest desire? Is "percentage" a proper word Which says, that a few of hundred is hold? Or different meaning we should explore In order to solve this puzzle more? You cannot pay to have an A-P, And "percentage" is the right word, you see. | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 525 Registered: 12-2010 |
Are those photos relevant that were loaded up with my own hand? Or rather those I'm tagged in by my friends and my own kin? Those where you can see me drunk? Or even touch some people's junk? (Of course this doesn't apply to me as on my profile you can see!) Or those that don't deserve the name cause they are rather like a game? Do you know what that should mean? Those were you cannot be seen. Like birthday calendars and such (They're annoying me quite much!) | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 3042 Registered: 9-2010 |
Would cheezburgurz be relevant If in a picture of me they were present? Or even in a picture of Doriana kitteh (Who has many pictures that are pretty :-) ) | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 11636 Registered: 4-2010 |
Are those photos relevant that were loaded up with my own hand? Or rather those I'm tagged in by my friends and my own kin? Here of your stanzas, this is all That's relevant, but what a call! Those photos which you brought online Are just the key to solving mine Versponse. Now make the final click And this puzzle will then be licked. Those where you can see me drunk? Or even touch some people's junk? (Of course this doesn't apply to me as on my profile you can see!) Or those that don't deserve the name cause they are rather like a game? Do you know what that should mean? Those were you cannot be seen. Like birthday calendars and such (They're annoying me quite much!) Would cheezburgurz be relevant If in a picture of me they were present? Or even in a picture of Doriana kitteh (Who has many pictures that are pretty :-) ) | ||
| Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana Post Number: 527 Registered: 12-2010 |
On your profile I can see that your photo albums are empty. Does an A-P of zero mean that no uploads can be seen because this user didn't bother to upload him, his mum or brother? | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 11643 Registered: 4-2010 |
On your profile I can see that your photo albums are empty. Does an A-P of zero mean that no uploads can be seen because this user didn't bother to upload him, his mum or brother? Well, that's because I don't know how! But I can $poyle this puzzle now. **********SPOILER********** An azolf percentage does show The percentage of Facebook uploads Of you on your shelf Which you loaded yourself! And how to upload? I don't know. In non-versponse mode: An azolf percentage is the percentage of Facebook photos of a person which that person has uploaded. I have not uploaded any, so my azolf percentage is 0. Nice solve, Doriana, that's two Of my Facebook puzzles that you Have solved in a flash So now I must ask For my next puzzle, what do I do? |
