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Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1506 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 7:36 am: |      |
(Warning: Silly) Shouldn't he have been charged with attempted devourment? |
Redwine (Redwine)
New member Username: Redwine
Post Number: 477 Registered: 1-2011
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 8:50 am: |      |
Should he have been charged? He: H? A? M? Is his profession relevant? age? hobby? race? religion? Charged by somebody else? by more than one person? by law enforcement? |
Galfisk (Galfisk)
New member Username: Galfisk
Post Number: 3719 Registered: 9-2009
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 9:46 am: |      |
Devourment: eating? Food involved? Animals? Is anyone's life in danger at any point? |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 12017 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 1:34 pm: |      |
Is a joke relevant? A pun? A mondegreen? |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 3155 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 3:19 pm: |      |
eating cheezburgur? lol :-D |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1507 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 7:58 pm: |      |
Should he have been charged?Well, as he is an animal (see below), it would be rather silly to do so. He: H?No A?Assume yes. M?Assume yes. Is his profession relevant?FA age?No, FA to rest. hobby? race? religion? Charged by somebody else?Yes by more than one person?Irrel. by law enforcement?Presumably Devourment: eating? Food involved? Animals? Is anyone's life in danger at any point?This gets an incredibly rare (in these parts) "Yes to all". Is a joke relevant?Yesish A pun?Yesish A mondegreen?No eating cheezburgur? lol :-DNoez |
Redwine (Redwine)
New member Username: Redwine
Post Number: 485 Registered: 1-2011
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 9:08 pm: |      |
Is he a wild animal? A domestic one? |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 3156 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 9:14 pm: |      |
a kitteh? mabee teh kitteh attempted tu eat teh cheezburgur but did nawt eat it? (may substitute whatever the relevant food, food-ish or whatever for cheezburgur, if you must :-P) |
Galfisk (Galfisk)
New member Username: Galfisk
Post Number: 3727 Registered: 9-2009
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 9:23 pm: |      |
Does the endangered life belong to a human? animal? Him? Did he attempt to eat something? Someone? himself? Is he a carnivore? Is he larger than an: elephant? Hippo? Cow? Sheep? Cat? Mouse? Is he a mammal? A fish? Did he die? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1509 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 11:46 pm: |      |
Is he a wild animal?This A domestic one? a kitteh? mabee teh kitteh attempted tu eat teh cheezburgur but did nawt eat it? (may substitute whatever the relevant food, food-ish or whatever for cheezburgur, if you must :-P) Noez tuh everythingz. But dere wuz a storee on teh newz today bout a klepto-kitteh that likez to take stuffz from teh naberz Does the endangered life belong to a human?Yes animal? Him? Did he attempt to eat something? Someone?The animal attempted to eat the human. himself? Is he a carnivore?Yes Is he larger than an: elephant? Hippo? Cow? Between sheep and cow. Sheep? Cat? Mouse? Is he a mammal?Yes A fish? Did he die?Irrel. No to rest. |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1510 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 11:50 pm: |      |
Actually, upon further thought I do not know whether the animal was wild or in captivity. Knowing where this took place would probably make it clear, though I didn't actually read the full story. But in any case, the animal was "on the loose" when it attacked. |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 3158 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2011 - 1:59 am: |      |
a klepto-kitteh! o noez! but mabee he wuz just lookin foar cheezburgur! rite? Did this take place in a zoo? Circus? animal preserve? Did it happen in North America? South America? Europe? Africa? Asia? Australia? Antarctica? Oceania? Caribbean? Micronesia? Arctic? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1512 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2011 - 2:25 am: |      |
a klepto-kitteh! o noez! but mabee he wuz just lookin foar cheezburgur! rite?Maybee--but all he could find wuz cloze on teh cloze-line, cuz thatz wut he took homez! To all rest, remember I said I would know these if I had read the story. I could try and find it again if you wish... but the fact that I didn't need to know all this to make the puzzle should be a hint. Did this take place in a zoo? Circus? animal preserve? Did it happen in North America? South America? Europe? Africa? Asia? Australia? Antarctica? Oceania? Caribbean? Micronesia? Arctic? |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 12029 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2011 - 12:44 pm: |      |
Was the animal an adult? An infant? |
Redwine (Redwine)
New member Username: Redwine
Post Number: 488 Registered: 1-2011
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2011 - 2:21 pm: |      |
Did the human provoke animal to attack? Was the animal tiger? lion? |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 3164 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2011 - 2:37 pm: |      |
biggur than sheep but smallur than cow...iz it any kind of wild kitteh? tiger and lion iz too big, I thinkso...unless was young wun! |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1513 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2011 - 6:34 pm: |      |
Was the animal an adult?<b>This/b> An infant? Did the human provoke animal to attack?I don't believe so. Was the animal tiger?YES lion?So no |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 3169 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2011 - 7:45 pm: |      |
hrm, tigur kitteh...mabee wuz lookin foar frostud flakes tu haz with hiz cheezburgur! :-D unless wuz nawt tony teh tigur! but frostud flakes are grayt! =P hrm...since it's too hard to guess in kittehspeak...I'm wondering if Tatyana's (provoked) Christmas Day attack on three young men at the San Francisco Zoo had anything to do with this. It was a couple years ago. And yes, she was provoked...the idiots were throwing shoes at her, and things. |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1516 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2011 - 9:29 pm: |      |
hrm, tigur kitteh...mabee wuz lookin foar frostud flakes tu haz with hiz cheezburgur! :-D unless wuz nawt tony teh tigur! but frostud flakes are grayt! =P hrm...since it's too hard to guess in kittehspeak...I'm wondering if Tatyana's (provoked) Christmas Day attack on three young men at the San Francisco Zoo had anything to do with this. It was a couple years ago. And yes, she was provoked...the idiots were throwing shoes at her, and things. No, but yes I remember that one well. Those guys had taunted the tiger a lot. But the one in this puzzle happened only a few days before I posted it. Hint: The details of the tiger attack are irrelevant, so to save you trouble I'll just say that a woman somewhere saved her husband from being attacked by a tiger. But there is another recent event that is also relevant to this puzzle. |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 12042 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2011 - 9:33 pm: |      |
Was the tiger a living, breathing tiger? A mechanical one? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1518 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2011 - 9:37 pm: |      |
Was the tiger a living, breathing tiger?Yes A mechanical one? |
Redwine (Redwine)
New member Username: Redwine
Post Number: 507 Registered: 1-2011
| | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 9:24 am: |      |
Was there any animal actually charged with something? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1525 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 7:05 pm: |      |
Was there any animal actually charged with something?Only if you include a human as an animal. And "charged" may be the wrong word--"disciplined" is more like it. |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 12068 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 7:33 pm: |      |
Was the husband being idiotic? Did he cause the tiger attack? Or did it attack without warning? Or provocation? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1527 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 8:09 pm: |      |
Was the husband being idiotic? Did he cause the tiger attack? Or did it attack without warning? Or provocation?I think it attacked without provocation, but irr. |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 12073 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 11:29 pm: |      |
Relevant how the wife saved her husband? Did she fight off the tiger? Yell at it? Scold it? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1528 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 - 11:58 pm: |      |
Relevant how the wife saved her husband?Not at all. Did she fight off the tiger? Yell at it? Scold it? Hint: There is another HAM relevant to this puzzle. |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 12079 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Friday, February 18, 2011 - 12:16 am: |      |
Other HAM - knows the husband? The wife? The tiger? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1529 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Friday, February 18, 2011 - 1:20 am: |      |
Other HAM - knows the husband? The wife? The tiger?No to all |
Redwine (Redwine)
New member Username: Redwine
Post Number: 536 Registered: 1-2011
| | Posted on Friday, February 18, 2011 - 9:24 am: |      |
Other HAM - the one who was disciplined? If so, was he disciplined about food, eating too much? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1531 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Friday, February 18, 2011 - 5:20 pm: |      |
Other HAM - the one who was disciplined?Yes If so, was he disciplined about food, eating too much?No |
Shez (Shez)
New member Username: Shez
Post Number: 17 Registered: 2-2011
| | Posted on Saturday, February 19, 2011 - 11:38 am: |      |
did any eating actually take place? was the other HAM attacked? an observer? the speaker? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1536 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 20, 2011 - 5:10 am: |      |
did any eating actually take place?Not that is relevant to the puzzle. was the other HAM attacked? an observer? the speaker?No to all. |
Shez (Shez)
New member Username: Shez
Post Number: 50 Registered: 2-2011
| | Posted on Sunday, February 20, 2011 - 10:37 am: |      |
another recent event - involving a tiger? the same one? or involving another type of animal? was the other creature charged with attempted devourment? is the choice of the word devourment significant? heavy metal? "Fed to the pigs"? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1537 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 20, 2011 - 6:21 pm: |      |
another recent event - involving a tiger?Yope. But one little change would make this a yes... the same one?No or involving another type of animal?No was the other creature charged with attempted devourment?FA is the choice of the word devourment significant?No, I just wanted a legalese-sounding word for "eating alive" heavy metal??? "Fed to the pigs"?This phrase is not relevant. |
Shez (Shez)
New member Username: Shez
Post Number: 57 Registered: 2-2011
| | Posted on Sunday, February 20, 2011 - 6:46 pm: |      |
another recent event involving tigers? the human who was disciplined - the keeper? the owner? someone else? someone who let the tiger loose? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1538 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Monday, February 21, 2011 - 3:32 am: |      |
another recent event involving tigers?Yope again, for the same reason as above. the human who was disciplined - the keeper? the owner? someone else? someone who let the tiger loose?There's a FA behind all of these questions. |
Shez (Shez)
New member Username: Shez
Post Number: 62 Registered: 2-2011
| | Posted on Monday, February 21, 2011 - 9:43 am: |      |
was the other event not recent? the other HAM in the previous event was disciplined? |
Shez (Shez)
New member Username: Shez
Post Number: 63 Registered: 2-2011
| | Posted on Monday, February 21, 2011 - 10:07 am: |      |
was the other event not recent? the other HAM in the previous event was disciplined? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1540 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Monday, February 21, 2011 - 6:59 pm: |      |
was the other event not recent?No, it was. the other HAM in the previous event was disciplined?The HAM who was disciplined was part of a different event than the one where the tiger attacked the man. Hint: the disciplined HAM is very famous. |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 3178 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Monday, February 21, 2011 - 8:25 pm: |      |
Is the disciplined HAM alive? Dead? From (LTPF list of centuries/decades)? (LTPF list of continents/countries)? Which of these are relevant to the famous HAM's fame? Artistic / musical / writer? Banking / financial / real estate? Clerical / Administrative? Computer related / Hardware? Construction / Craftsman? Criminal / Questionable Repute? Education / Academic Research? Entertainment / Media? Environmental / Outdoors / Nature? Executive / Management? Hospitality / Travel? Legal Services? Manufacturing / Distributions? Medical / Health Services? Politics / Government / Military? Sales / Marketing? Technical / Science / Engineering? Teaching / Child care? Transportation? Food Service? Other? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1542 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2011 - 2:25 am: |      |
Is the disciplined HAM alive?This Dead? From (LTPF list of centuries/decades)?So current (LTPF list of continents/countries)?United States Which of these are relevant to the famous HAM's fame?Amazingly, the best description is not in that list. The closest is "entertainment", but there is a far better word. And there are far more famous people in this category than in most on that list, excluding entertainment/media and politics. |
Redwine (Redwine)
New member Username: Redwine
Post Number: 547 Registered: 1-2011
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2011 - 8:45 am: |      |
Was there another recent event involving the same tiger? Is the famous HAM an illusionist? |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 12178 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2011 - 2:01 pm: |      |
Oh, Siegfried and Roy? When Roy got attacked by one of the tigers (I think)? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1544 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2011 - 5:19 pm: |      |
Was there another recent event involving the same tiger?No, not the tiger that attacked. As for the "yopish tiger" involved in the other story, there may well have been, though none are relevant here. Is the famous HAM an illusionist?No Oh, Siegfried and Roy? When Roy got attacked by one of the tigers (I think)?No to all |
Redwine (Redwine)
New member Username: Redwine
Post Number: 558 Registered: 1-2011
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2011 - 9:41 pm: |      |
Were any animals involved in recent relevant event concerning the famous HAM? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1550 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2011 - 12:46 am: |      |
Were any animals involved in recent relevant event concerning the famous HAM?No You still haven't figured out the sphere of achievement in which the HAM is famous. Think of what kinds of people tend to be famous besides performers and political figures. |
Shez (Shez)
New member Username: Shez
Post Number: 108 Registered: 2-2011
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2011 - 12:05 pm: |      |
I don't think you answered Kayleetonkslupin - hers was quite a comprehensive list the arts? sport? |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 3208 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2011 - 6:07 pm: |      |
Biograd did answer me, Shez. Quote: Which of these are relevant to the famous HAM's fame? Amazingly, the best description is not in that list. The closest is "entertainment", but there is a far better word. And there are far more famous people in this category than in most on that list, excluding entertainment/media and politics. |
Shez (Shez)
New member Username: Shez
Post Number: 117 Registered: 2-2011
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2011 - 6:23 pm: |      |
oops, sorry! |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1551 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2011 - 6:40 pm: |      |
the arts? sport?This! |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 3209 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2011 - 7:35 pm: |      |
baseball? basketball? American football? football/soccer? hockey? tennis? volleyball? golf? cricket? lacrosse? swimming? skiing? something else? |
Shez (Shez)
New member Username: Shez
Post Number: 118 Registered: 2-2011
| | Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2011 - 9:27 pm: |      |
is there a team called the Tigers? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1552 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 5:29 am: |      |
baseball? basketball? American football? football/soccer? hockey? tennis? volleyball? golf?This cricket? lacrosse? swimming? skiing? something else? is there a team called the Tigers?No, but OTRT. If you look above, it will probably be obvious now. |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 3210 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 5:35 am: |      |
Tiger Woods? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1553 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 7:41 am: |      |
Tiger Woods?Yes! Now the solution is close... **********************RECAP****************** I read about two events the day I posted this puzzle. In one, a woman saved her husband from being attacked by a tiger. In another, Tiger Woods was disciplined for something. Somehow, a connection appeared to exist between these events. |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 12292 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 5:36 pm: |      |
Spitting on the green? |
Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn
Post Number: 760 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 6:02 pm: |      |
Sex? Cheating on his wife? Ooh, so the woman was faithful to her husband by saving him from the tiger but Tiger was unfaithful to his wife by cheating on her with 17 other women? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1554 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 6:39 pm: |      |
Spitting on the green?Yes Sex? Cheating on his wife?No, these happened long before the relevant story, which Balin identified. Ooh, so the woman was faithful to her husband by saving him from the tiger but Tiger was unfaithful to his wife by cheating on her with 17 other women?No, and this kind of connection is OTWT. |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 12302 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, February 27, 2011 - 6:41 pm: |      |
She saved him with a wooden soup ladle - relevant? It happened in Malaysia - relevant? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1555 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Monday, February 28, 2011 - 4:31 am: |      |
She saved him with a wooden soup ladle - relevant? It happened in Malaysia - relevant?No to both. I didn't even know these were true, as I never actually read the news story. |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 12316 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Monday, February 28, 2011 - 12:54 pm: |      |
Did you simply pun "tiger attack" with "Tiger attack"? And that Mr. Woods' reprimand should have been for attacking the guy? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1556 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Monday, February 28, 2011 - 8:47 pm: |      |
Did you simply pun "tiger attack" with "Tiger attack"? And that Mr. Woods' reprimand should have been for attacking the guy?Noish, but OTRT. The wording of the two headlines (and the order in which they appeared) is relevant to how I confused "tiger" with "Tiger". |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 12325 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Monday, February 28, 2011 - 11:15 pm: |      |
Did you see the tiger headline first? The Tiger headline first? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1557 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 1:28 am: |      |
Did you see the tiger headline first?This The Tiger headline first? |
Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin
Post Number: 12332 Registered: 4-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 2:20 am: |      |
Did you think Woods had been reprimanded for attacking the dude? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1558 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 6:00 am: |      |
Did you think Woods had been reprimanded for attacking the dude?No |
Redwine (Redwine)
New member Username: Redwine
Post Number: 591 Registered: 1-2011
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 10:48 am: |      |
Did the two headlines appeared together like a whole? The first headline, was it like: "tiger attacks a man" or rather like "brave woman saves her man from tiger attack"? |
Shez (Shez)
New member Username: Shez
Post Number: 135 Registered: 2-2011
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 2:19 pm: |      |
I assume that the "Tiger" of Tiger Woods was the first word in that headlie so you didn't give the capital T any significance? "Tiger disciplined for spitting.."? |
Biograd (Biograd)
New member Username: Biograd
Post Number: 1559 Registered: 6-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 7:47 pm: |      |
Redwine: See below. I assume that the "Tiger" of Tiger Woods was the first word in that headlie so you didn't give the capital T any significance?YES "Tiger disciplined for spitting.."?Yes Specifically, it was: Woman saves hubby from tiger attack Tiger fined for spitting *************SPOILER***************************** |
Shez (Shez)
New member Username: Shez
Post Number: 147 Registered: 2-2011
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 11:16 am: |      |
Yippee! thanks Biograd, but that was hard work! |