| Author | Message | ||
| Solitiare (Solitiare)
New member Username: Solitiare Post Number: 268 Registered: 7-2011 |
I knew she had stepped over the line when she told her cat "____________________" What did she tell him? | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 4379 Registered: 9-2010 |
Iz cannot haz cheezburgur?! *horrified* | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 14842 Registered: 4-2010 |
All "she"s the same? She = H? A? F? Cat - M? F? Was she being cruel to the cat? | ||
| Solitiare (Solitiare)
New member Username: Solitiare Post Number: 269 Registered: 7-2011 |
Iz cannot haz cheezburgur?! *horrified* That wasn't what she told him - although it wouldn't have hurt him to go on a diet! All "she"s the same? She = H? A? F? Yes to all. Cat - M? This, but not really relevant. F? Was she being cruel to the cat? No, although he might have felt differently. | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 4381 Registered: 9-2010 |
I = soli kitteh? she = sumwun soli kitteh is knowz? | ||
| Quovynyte (Quovynyte)
New member Username: Quovynyte Post Number: 688 Registered: 6-2009 |
Did she tell her cat to do something? Or did she describe her cat? Or state some sort of fact? "Stepped over the line" as in she spoiled her cat? or tried to have a conversation with him? Was she an avid cat-lover? Did she literally step over a line? | ||
| Solitiare (Solitiare)
New member Username: Solitiare Post Number: 270 Registered: 7-2011 |
I = soli kitteh? she = sumwun soli kitteh is knowz?Yes to both. Did she tell her cat to do something?Not to do something. Or did she describe her cat? Or state some sort of fact? No to these. "Stepped over the line" as in she spoiled her cat? Yessish, IMHO. or tried to have a conversation with him? but more this. Was she an avid cat-lover? Well, not a multiple-cat person, but fairly dotty about this one. Did she literally step over a line? No | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 4382 Registered: 9-2010 |
iz told kitteh that he can haz cheezburgur? lots of cheezburgur? and soli kitteh sayz iz too much? iz no such thing as too much cheezburgur foar us kittehz, I thinkso...=) | ||
| Shez (Shez)
New member Username: Shez Post Number: 1916 Registered: 2-2011 |
did she tell he cat he couldn't do something? couldn't have something? did she tell him to stop doing something? did she tell her cat how she felt about him? | ||
| Quovynyte (Quovynyte)
New member Username: Quovynyte Post Number: 689 Registered: 6-2009 |
Did she tell her cat to do something? Or did she describe her cat? Or state some sort of fact? "Stepped over the line" as in she spoiled her cat? or tried to have a conversation with him? Was she an avid cat-lover? Did she literally step over a line? | ||
| Quovynyte (Quovynyte)
New member Username: Quovynyte Post Number: 690 Registered: 6-2009 |
Oh I'm so sorry, my internet keeps replacing my posts with previous ones. Did she ask her cat something? Advice? Did she talk about other cats? Did she tell her cat he couldn't do something other cats were allowed to do? | ||
| Galfisk (Galfisk)
New member Username: Galfisk Post Number: 4398 Registered: 9-2009 |
Stepped over the line: morally? Legally? Sanity-wise? | ||
| Solitiare (Solitiare)
New member Username: Solitiare Post Number: 272 Registered: 7-2011 |
iz told kitteh that he can haz cheezburgur? lots of cheezburgur? and soli kitteh sayz iz too much? iz no such thing as too much cheezburgur foar us kittehz, I thinkso...=)He looked like he had already had lots of cheezburgrs - or something. One big kitteh! did she tell he cat he couldn't do something? couldn't have something? Yes to both did she tell him to stop doing something? Yes! did she tell her cat how she felt about him? Did she ask her cat something? Advice? Did she talk about other cats? No to all of these. Did she tell her cat he couldn't do something other cats were allowed to do? In a well-ordered houshhold, cats would not be allowed to do this. In fact, it is behavior more often found in dogs. That's a hint! Stepped over the line: morally? Legally? Sanity-wise? yessish to the last. | ||
| Ciaobella (Ciaobella)
New member Username: Ciaobella Post Number: 192 Registered: 8-2011 |
When dogs do this, is the owner usually embarrassed? | ||
| Solitiare (Solitiare)
New member Username: Solitiare Post Number: 274 Registered: 7-2011 |
When dogs do this, is the owner usually embarrassed?depends on the owner. Maybe "annoyed" would be the word. Some owners actually encourage it. | ||
| Shez (Shez)
New member Username: Shez Post Number: 1928 Registered: 2-2011 |
is it to do with eating? like eating off huma's plates? eating at the table? eating food which would not normally be given to a cat? stealing food? licking her face? jumping up at people? pawing at people? making a lot of noise? sleeping on the bed? | ||
| Galfisk (Galfisk)
New member Username: Galfisk Post Number: 4400 Registered: 9-2009 |
Begging? | ||
| Solitiare (Solitiare)
New member Username: Solitiare Post Number: 276 Registered: 7-2011 |
it to do with eating?b{Yes!} like eating off huma's plates?yope eating at the table? yope eating food which would not normally be given to a cat?yope stealing food? No; he didn't actually steal anything. licking her face? no jumping up at people?No. We used to have a cat who would jump up on your shoulder when you were sitting. We thought that was cute and encouraged it. Unfortunately, she would also try it when you were standing, but couldn't quite make it. It's something of a shock to find a 5-lb cat attached to you at waist level. However, n.r. pawing at people? no making a lot of noise? no sleeping on the bed? no Begging? YES. Most cats have too much dignity to beg. They just take what they want! It was how she reacted to this begging that indicated she had "crossed the line." | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 4403 Registered: 9-2010 |
kitteh iz askz foar cheezburgur? *iz still hopin* =P yuo can haz, soli kitteh =) *givz* kaylee kitteh iz nawt havin much dignity, seez...lolz | ||
| Quovynyte (Quovynyte)
New member Username: Quovynyte Post Number: 701 Registered: 6-2009 |
Did she say something along the lines of... "Don't beg" or "Beggars can't be choosers" or something? Did she scold him? Mock him? Or tell him what to do in the future? Did she say something about other dogs? or beggars? | ||
| Solitiare (Solitiare)
New member Username: Solitiare Post Number: 278 Registered: 7-2011 |
kitteh iz askz foar cheezburgur? I think he was just asking for whatever he could get! *iz still hopin* =P yuo can haz, soli kitteh =) *givz* kaylee kitteh iz nawt havin much dignity, seez...lolz mee neether! Thx! Did she say something along the lines of... "Don't beg" or "Beggars can't be choosers" or something? That was the general idea, but it was how she phrased it that struck me. Did she scold him? Yes Mock him? Or tell him what to do in the future? No to these. Did she say something about other dogs? No, but maybe she should have. "Clarence, you're as bad as a dog!" or beggars? No | ||
| Ciaobella (Ciaobella)
New member Username: Ciaobella Post Number: 211 Registered: 8-2011 |
Did she say something like, "If you keep doing that, you're going to grow up to be a bum"? Was it something someone might tell a child? a spouse? another human being? a dog? | ||
| Solitiare (Solitiare)
New member Username: Solitiare Post Number: 283 Registered: 7-2011 |
Did she say something like, "If you keep doing that, you're going to grow up to be a bum"? heehee. No. Was it something someone might tell a child? a spouse? another human being?Yes, yes, and yes. a dog?No So what, in general terms, did she say that indicated she was anthromorphizing? | ||
| Ciaobella (Ciaobella)
New member Username: Ciaobella Post Number: 214 Registered: 8-2011 |
"Finish your vegetables. Then you can have dessert." "You'll have to wait until suppertime. You know we eat as a family." "I'm not making two separate meals. You'll eat what I give you." "I don't mind sharing, but get a separate plate." "When are YOU going to make a meal for ME?" Did she expect that the cat (Clarence the Cat?) would be eating "human" food? | ||
| Solitiare (Solitiare)
New member Username: Solitiare Post Number: 286 Registered: 7-2011 |
"Finish your vegetables. Then you can have dessert." "You'll have to wait until suppertime. You know we eat as a family." "I'm not making two separate meals. You'll eat what I give you." "I don't mind sharing, but get a separate plate." "When are YOU going to make a meal for ME?" lol, but none of these Did she expect that the cat (Clarence the Cat?) would be eating "human" food? We were having a hearty stew - I expect he would have loved it. I should probably $poyle this, but I'm enjoying the words you are putting in her mouth too much! Free clue: She addressed Clarence as if he had human attributes. | ||
| Ciaobella (Ciaobella)
New member Username: Ciaobella Post Number: 219 Registered: 8-2011 |
mental attributes? physical attributes? For your amusement (or to guess the puzzle): "Eat your stew. It will put color in your cheeks!" "Make a 'happy plate'!" "No talking with food in your mouth." "You must eat the carrots. They will make you big and strong." "I will cook if you will do dishes." "Clarence, guests first. You'll have your turn in a minute." "Don't chew with your mouth open." "Um... are you gonna eat that?" A window to my childhood mealtimes...XD | ||
| Shez (Shez)
New member Username: Shez Post Number: 1940 Registered: 2-2011 |
"You don't have to beg. You've already had enough" "Don't beg. It's not dignified" "You should know better than to beg" "You're not getting everything just because you asked for it" "Not until you sya please" | ||
| Abc (Abc)
Moderator Username: Abc Post Number: 358 Registered: 7-2006 |
Go wash your paws first? Too late at the table, no food? No arms, no cookies? | ||
| Shez (Shez)
New member Username: Shez Post Number: 1942 Registered: 2-2011 |
"it's not polite to beg" | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 14897 Registered: 4-2010 |
"No eating it; you'll look sloppy. In fact, it'll look like you've bathed in the stew, and you don't like baths, do you now?" (OK, I doubt that's it, but I really wanted to post it.) | ||
| Solitiare (Solitiare)
New member Username: Solitiare Post Number: 288 Registered: 7-2011 |
mental attributes? physical attributes? this For your amusement (or to guess the puzzle): "Eat your stew. It will put color in your cheeks!" "Make a 'happy plate'!" "No talking with food in your mouth." "You must eat the carrots. They will make you big and strong." "I will cook if you will do dishes." "Clarence, guests first. You'll have your turn in a minute." "Don't chew with your mouth open." "Um... are you gonna eat that?" A window to my childhood mealtimes...XD and mine too! "You don't have to beg. You've already had enough" "Don't beg. It's not dignified" "You should know better than to beg" "You're not getting everything just because you asked for it" "Not until you sya please" Too late at the table, no food? All great answers, but n.r. Go wash your paws first? no, but OTRT No arms, no cookies? even more OTRT "it's not polite to beg" "No eating it; you'll look sloppy. In fact, it'll look like you've bathed in the stew, and you don't like baths, do you now?" (OK, I doubt that's it, but I really wanted to post it.) Thanks for starting my day with a smile, all of you. Abc was getting very close. | ||
| Balin (Balin)
New member Username: Balin Post Number: 14901 Registered: 4-2010 |
"You aren't the type of cat who should be begging" "Clean yourself up before you eat" ? | ||
| Solitiare (Solitiare)
New member Username: Solitiare Post Number: 293 Registered: 7-2011 |
"You aren't the type of cat who should be begging" "Clean yourself up before you eat" ?No. Washing n.r. | ||
| Quovynyte (Quovynyte)
New member Username: Quovynyte Post Number: 710 Registered: 6-2009 |
Something along the lines of "Don't put out your paws" or "Get your hands off the table"? Are paws mentioned? Hands? Arms? Elbows? Does it begin with Don't or Never? | ||
| Ciaobella (Ciaobella)
New member Username: Ciaobella Post Number: 223 Registered: 8-2011 |
If you don't finish your meal, you won't get any dessert... | ||
| Solitiare (Solitiare)
New member Username: Solitiare Post Number: 297 Registered: 7-2011 |
If you don't finish your meal, you won't get any dessert... =) see below -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Something along the lines of "Don't put out your paws" or "Get your hands off the table"? Exactly! Are paws mentioned? Hands? Arms? Elbows? Does it begin with Don't or Never? ***************SPOILER************** She said: "Clarence, get your hands off the table." Not feet, not paws - hands! Disclaimer: She is really quite sane about most things non-feline. A cheezburgr to Quovynyte, and a can of Fancy Feast to everyone who took part! I had a lot of fun out of this one. | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 4429 Registered: 9-2010 |
kaylee kitteh prefurz cheezburgur, plz...Fancy Feast iz nawt kaylee kitteh's thing =P but Quovynyte can haz double cheezburgur? | ||
| Quovynyte (Quovynyte)
New member Username: Quovynyte Post Number: 721 Registered: 6-2009 |
Nice puzzle, thanks for the cheezburger! but i wud nawt mind a double one! | ||
| Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin Post Number: 4433 Registered: 9-2010 |
I tradez yuo foar teh normal size wun. *givz double cheezburgur* iz tu big foar kaylee kitteh, would nawt fit in mouth =P gud work Quovynyte! btw, wut iz Quovynyte means? iz intrestin name! | ||
| Quovynyte (Quovynyte)
New member Username: Quovynyte Post Number: 724 Registered: 6-2009 |
thx kaylee kitteh! Probably random mish-mashing on my keyboard. | ||
| Fionakelleghan (Fionakelleghan)
New member Username: Fionakelleghan Post Number: 361 Registered: 7-2011 |
Thank you all for being funnier than most stand-up comedians. I'm sorry that I missed the chance to participate. I have tears running down from laughing so hard. |
