| Author | Message | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 113 Registered: 1-2008 |
Here's another "Yo Mama" joke for you guys, since you all did so well in the first one. If you need a definition of what a "Yo Mama" joke is, please check my solved puzzle, "A Mathematical Yo Mama Joke." The joke in this puzzle trashes her intelligence. Can you figure it out? P.S. I actually did come up with this one fifteen years ago. | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 46 Registered: 10-2008 |
yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the doctor and filled out the section that says "Sex: M/F" she wrote, "Tuesdays too!" How come nobody has responded to my puzzle?? Is it no fun? =( | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 114 Registered: 1-2008 |
yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the doctor and filled out the section that says "Sex: M/F" she wrote, "Tuesdays too!" Lol, good one. Nope. How come nobody has responded to my puzzle?? Is it no fun? =( I just saw it. It's very good, and I'm trying to figure the link. | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 49 Registered: 10-2008 |
would this be an actual insult to intelligence or only if a word/phrase/abbreviation is given an alternate meaning (for instance, M/F is seen as male/female, except I used it as Monday/Wednesday) | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 50 Registered: 10-2008 |
blooper: I meant Monday/Friday =) | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 118 Registered: 1-2008 |
would this be an actual insult to intelligence or only if a word/phrase/abbreviation is given an alternate meaning (for instance, M/F is seen as male/female, except I used it as Monday/Wednesday) blooper: I meant Monday/Friday =) Good question! The joke is based on a phrase that has a dual meaning. | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 54 Registered: 10-2008 |
does it insult her math? english? economic knowledge? common sense? cultural awareness? science abilities? pop culture awareness? | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 119 Registered: 1-2008 |
does it insult her math? No. english? Yope. economic knowledge? No. common sense? YES! cultural awareness? Yope. science abilities? No-ish. pop culture awareness? Yope. | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 59 Registered: 10-2008 |
In insulting her common sense, would it insult what should be common sense about other people? places? object uses? language usage (such as confusing "walk" and "don't walk" as street names)? celebrities? | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 121 Registered: 1-2008 |
In insulting her common sense, would it insult what should be common sense about other people? places? object uses? YES! language usage (such as confusing "walk" and "don't walk" as street names)? celebrities? | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 62 Registered: 10-2008 |
Ok, so it insults her ability to understand the common use of some object. Will this object fit (pick the smallest applicable) in my hand? In a bread box? In a house? In city? On a planet? Would this item be used in the workplace? By everyone? In the kitchen? For cleaning purposes? For violence? For information gathering? For a specific vocation? | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 122 Registered: 1-2008 |
Ok, so it insults her ability to understand the common use of some object. Will this object fit (pick the smallest applicable) in my hand? In a bread box? In a house? Yes. In city? On a planet? Would this item be used in the workplace? By everyone? Most people in the US. In the kitchen? For cleaning purposes? YES! For violence? For information gathering? For a specific vocation? It can be. | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 68 Registered: 10-2008 |
does it involve a broom? a vacuum? a duster? a power washer? Would i store it in a closet? under the sink? in the garage? If I had regular hygienic standards, would I use this item daily? weekly? monthly? yearly? | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 123 Registered: 1-2008 |
does it involve a broom? a vacuum? a duster? a power washer? Washer is correct. Would i store it in a closet? Maybe, depends on how big the closet is. under the sink? in the garage? Most likely this. If I had regular hygienic standards, would I use this item daily? weekly? Lol between weekly and monthly. monthly? yearly? | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 69 Registered: 10-2008 |
a dishwasher? | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 124 Registered: 1-2008 |
a dishwasher? No, just a regular washer. That's the main part of the joke. So far, you've got "Your mom is so stupid, she ____________ washer _________________." | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 70 Registered: 10-2008 |
I'm trying to figure out what sort of washer...a washing machine? is it actually a power washer like I said up there? | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 125 Registered: 1-2008 |
I'm trying to figure out what sort of washer...a washing machine? Yes. is it actually a power washer like I said up there? | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 74 Registered: 10-2008 |
Hmmm, I'm not thinking of anything witty off-hand. Does the wit involve something sounding like washing machine? the functionality of a washing machine? inverting washing and machine? | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 128 Registered: 1-2008 |
Hmmm, I'm not thinking of anything witty off-hand. Does the wit involve something sounding like washing machine? the functionality of a washing machine? This one. Think of the settings. inverting washing and machine? | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 76 Registered: 10-2008 |
Delicates? Spin dry? Extra rinse? Cotton/Sturdy? Cold wash? Hmmm...I usually just hit go! | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 129 Registered: 1-2008 |
Delicates? Spin dry? Extra rinse? Cotton/Sturdy? Cold wash? Hmmm...I usually just hit go! None of those, but you're ORT. Maybe it's on your dryer? | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 77 Registered: 10-2008 |
air dry? fluff dry? timed dry? sensor dry? tumble dry? warm? hot? | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 130 Registered: 1-2008 |
air dry? fluff dry? timed dry? sensor dry? tumble dry? warm? hot? None of those, either...wow, sorry, I thought it was on every washer and dryer! Should I tell you what the setting is and let you go from there? | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 78 Registered: 10-2008 |
ok, I just went an looked at my washer...hand wash? permanent press? | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 131 Registered: 1-2008 |
ok, I just went an looked at my washer...hand wash? permanent press? YES! Just tie up loose ends, and you've got it. | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 79 Registered: 10-2008 |
Alllright Howardwoman...lets see now... Yo mama so stupid that when she puts the washer on permanent press she thinks she's on tv! Yo mama so stupid that when I asked her why she was leaning against the washer she said she had it on permanent press! Yo mama so stupid that she holds the permanent press button on the washer all the way til it's done washing! That's all I got for now...show me your cards HW =D | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 133 Registered: 1-2008 |
Alllright Howardwoman...lets see now... Yo mama so stupid that when she puts the washer on permanent press she thinks she's on tv! Yo mama so stupid that when I asked her why she was leaning against the washer she said she had it on permanent press! Yo mama so stupid that she holds the permanent press button on the washer all the way til it's done washing! That's a good one! I wish that was the answer. You're very close, so I will spoil. That's all I got for now...show me your cards HW =D Ok, here goes! SPOILER: "Your mama's so stupid that she stuck her head in the washer because she read, 'Permanent Press'." Getting a permanent, and getting a press are two things that women do to their hair. Lol, very good guessing Usmcfink! From what I can see, you're on fire all over the site :-) | ||
| Usmcfink (Usmcfink)
New member Username: Usmcfink Post Number: 88 Registered: 10-2008 |
haha, I never would have guessed that...I had no idea that those were things women did to their hair! Thanks for the puzzle, I'll look forward to your next one! | ||
| Howardwoman (Howardwoman)
New member Username: Howardwoman Post Number: 135 Registered: 1-2008 |
Thanks so much! I'm on to your puzzle now. |
