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Posted on Monday, January 10, 2011 - 4:22 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

For many years, I had a scrund about the success of a certain musical performer. Who is this mystery musician, and why did I have such a scrund?
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1,582 minutes before this puzzle was 1:00 AM on Sunday, January 9. Relevant?

The performer: HAM? HAF?
Did you have a scrund about the magnitude of the success? The type of music he/she became successful performing? The range of years over which he/she was most successful?
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Is he H/A/M? Still alive? If he's dead, [LTPF list of decades] that he lived in please.

Was the scrund related to him as a person? To concerts he played? Records he sold? Instruments he played?

Does he perform classical music? Jazz? Rock? Pop? Other? Does he also write/compose music?
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1,582 minutes before this puzzle was 1:00 AM on Sunday, January 9. Relevant? Check your math, but yes, though check some other detail too.

The performer: HAM? Yes HAF?
Did you have a scrund about the magnitude of the success? The type of music he/she became successful performing? The range of years over which he/she was most successful? None of these, possible FA
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1,582 minutes ago...your time? (9:00 PM, 1/8) Forum time? (2:00 AM, 1/9)
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Was 1,582 minutes ago ...
when you were cured?
when something relevant happened?
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You missed Doriana's questions.
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Is the possible FA that the performer is no longer popular and/or successful?
If so, I didn't actually assume that--it could be that the period of his success was 1995 to the present, for example.
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Is he H/A/M? Still alive? He is still alive If he's dead, [LTPF list of decades] that he lived in please.

Was the scrund related to him as a person? Somewhat To concerts he played? Yes for svv of concert Records he sold? Somewhat Instruments he played? Somewhat

Does he perform classical music? Jazz? Rock? Pop? Other? According to wikipedia, he is "rock/pop/jazz/classical" Does he also write/compose music? Yes.

Was 1,582 minutes ago ...
when you were cured?
when something relevant happened? None of these except yes for svv of "something relevant"

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Is the possible FA that the performer is no longer popular and/or successful?
If so, I didn't actually assume that--it could be that the period of his success was 1995 to the present, for example. <b> Not at all. You're on the wrong track.
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Does the musician still perform?
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Does the musician still perform? Irrelevant, and I don't think so.
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Does he write humorous music? Parodies?
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Does he write humorous music? Parodies? Nope to all of these above mentioned things
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Does he write original music? Perform covers of existing songs? Mash-ups?
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Was the scrund about who he was popular with? Whether he was successful at all? When you say "the success of a performer," do you mean his popularity as a musician? The money he made? His musical skill? Something related to his albums or songs? The message he was getting across? Just the fact that he "made it"? Or perhaps some success in his life separate from the music?

Looking at the genres...Elton John, maybe? Van Morrison? Kenny G?
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Sorry, the UConn network hasn't let me get to the site the last couple weeks. But today they released an update, which after bringing down the system for 12 hours, somehow made this website work.
Does he write original music? this Perform covers of existing songs? he may have occasionally Mash-ups? no

Was the scrund about who he was popular with? To some extent Whether he was successful at all? DOYD of "at all" When you say "the success of a performer," do you mean his popularity as a musician? yes The money he made? no His musical skill? somewhat Something related to his albums or songs? Yes, could mislead The message he was getting across? DOYD of "message" Just the fact that he "made it"? Or perhaps some success in his life separate from the music? No to rest



Looking at the genres...Elton John, maybe? Van Morrison? Kenny G? None of these
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Is he an independent artist? From YouTube?
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Is he an independent artist? From YouTube? None of these
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Is it relevant what instrument he plays? Does he sing as well?
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Is it relevant what instrument he plays? In some respects, very relevant. In others, not at all. This is a tricky one and probably hedged around an FA. Does he sing as well? Yes, he sings his songs.
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Is he an a cappella performer?
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Is he an a cappella performer? no. Just to clear it up, he sings but also plays an instrument. And that instrument is pretty relevant, but at the same time not really. And you're still making an FA that has not been cleared up.
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any chance of you clearing up the FA (or helping us clear it up) with a recap? please? :-)
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any chance of you clearing up the FA (or helping us clear it up) with a recap? please? :-) Well, it's going to be hard for me to recap without clearing up the FA, so I'm just going to do that first: The "success" is from before the musician had his more notable role in music.

Now the recap:
For many years, I have had a scrund about the success achieved by a notable musician. However, it is not about the success he achieved while he was nationwide famous, but rather the success he achieved in a different role before then. However, I will say (to avoid another messy FA) that the music (or some of it) that he made while famous is relevant to the scrund as well. Also, the title "1,582 Minutes" ago, meaning 1,582 minutes before I posted this puzzle at 11:22 PM Eastern Time on Sunday, January 9, 2011, will help you in solving the problem.
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1,582 minutes before the puzzle was posted was 9 PM on 1/8 (is my math right?)...
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Let's see...60 minutes in an hour...60 into 1582 is 26 hours, with 22 minutes left over. 24 hours in a day, of course, so 11:22 PM Eastern Time, Saturday, January 8, minus 2 hours and 22 minutes, is 9 PM Eastern Time, January 8 (which was 6 PM for me.) I hope I did my math right, otherwise I'll look stupid :-P
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If it is, then we're both wrong, Balin...lol! I crossposted with you after doing long division by hand :-p
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1,582 minutes before the puzzle was posted was 9 PM on 1/8 (is my math right?)... Indeed. Although the 1/8 part isn't as relevant as something else which you didn't mention.
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Is some event that happened at 9 PM on that day relevant? Is the 9 PM part relevant at all?
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Er...the fact that it was 9 PM on January 8, 2011 relevant?

Wait a minute...

9 PM is 21:00...is that relevant? 21:00 01/08/2011?

(08/01/2011 to our friends across the pond, of course, Mr. Coke.)
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Is the day of the week relevant? January 8 was a Saturday.
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Is some event that happened at 9 PM on that day relevant? If by "that day" you mean January 9, 2011, then no. Is the 9 PM part relevant at all? Yes

Er...the fact that it was 9 PM on January 8, 2011 relevant?

Wait a minute...

9 PM is 21:00...is that relevant? 21:00 01/08/2011?

(08/01/2011 to our friends across the pond, of course, Mr. Coke.) None of these matter.

Is the day of the week relevant? January 8 was a Saturday. this does indeed matter. Figuring out how will aid you in finding a lot of relevant information in this puzzle.
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Oops, that should say "If by 'that day' you mean January 8, 2011, then no.
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Something that happened on a Jan. 8? At 9 PM?
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Something that happened on a Jan. 8? At 9 PM? January 8th is entirely irrelevant. Saturday is relevant though.
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Something that happened on a Saturday at 9? On Saturdays at 9?
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Piano Man?
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Did you think the song took place at 9 AM instead of 9 PM? Vice versa?
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was the performer's previous career also in show business? an artist? writer?

was he an academic? a scientist? businessman? financier?

did he achieve fame in his previous career?

only certain songs relevant? are they all on a particular theme? or accompanied by a particular instrument?
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Piano Man? Bingo! Indeed, he is Billy Joel, composer of "Piano Man".
Did you think the song took place at 9 AM instead of 9 PM? Vice versa? No.

was the performer's previous career also in show business? an artist? writer? I don't know how to answer this question other than saying the context of the song is relevant.

was he an academic? a scientist? businessman? financier? Same

did he achieve fame in his previous career? Noish

only certain songs relevant? are they all on a particular theme? or accompanied by a particular instrument? Piano man is the only relevant song, sort of. Other songs are relevant, but it doesn't particularly matter which ones they are, other than that Joel played them.
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Any of the song's lyrics relevant? Its melody? Structure?
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Did you think the song was autobiographical?
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Any of the song's lyrics relevant? Yes Its melody? Structure? No to rest

Did you think the song was autobiographical? It is, so yes.... This wasn't the scrund, but it's important.
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It is? I did not know that...

Any of the characters in the song relevant? Their names? Their dreams?
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So which lyrics are relevant?

*reproduces lyrics below*

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."

la la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum

Chorus:
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us all feelin' all right

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke and he'll light up your smoke
But there's some place that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."
As his smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessman slowly gets stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

Chorus
sing us a song you're the piano man
sing us a song tonight
well we're all in the mood for a melody
and you got us all feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about their life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Chorus:
sing us a song you're the piano man
sing us a song tonight
well we're all in the mood for a melody
and you got us all feeling alright
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Any of the characters in the song relevant? Their names? Their dreams? This is a tricky one to answer, so I'm going to say that no single character in the song is relevant, but as a whole they are. It will be apparent after the next question.
So which lyrics are relevant?

*reproduces lyrics below*

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."

la la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum

Chorus:
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us all feelin' all right

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke and he'll light up your smoke
But there's some place that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."
As his smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessman slowly gets stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

Chorus
sing us a song you're the piano man
sing us a song tonight
well we're all in the mood for a melody
and you got us all feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about their life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore Somewhat this (although in an unrelated scrund, I used to think the piano sounded "like a carnival".)
And the microphone smells like a beer this helped contribute it
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar This too
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?" But mostly this.

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Chorus:
sing us a song you're the piano man
sing us a song tonight
well we're all in the mood for a melody
and you got us all feeling alright No to rest
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I've checked a few other lyric sites - they all have "carnival," so I think that's right.

Did you think he had been successful at the bar? Unsuccessful?
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I've checked a few other lyric sites - they all have "carnival," so I think that's right. Ok. Truth is, sometimes I thought it was "carnivore" and other times I thought it was "carnival". I really was never sure. But that's besides the point. Given my scrund though, it's likely I should have thought it was "carnivore".

Did you think he had been successful at the bar? Unsuccessful? this! Now just find out why (should be fairly easy)
Balin (Balin)
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Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2011 - 7:17 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Did you think they said "Man, what are you doin' here" to mean "Why are you in this bar, you are a terrible musician, go home" instead of "You are a great piano player, why haven't you hit the big time"?
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Posted on Friday, February 25, 2011 - 9:07 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Did you think they said "Man, what are you doin' here" to mean "Why are you in this bar, you are a terrible musician, go home" instead of "You are a great piano player, why haven't you hit the big time"? Precisely.


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Posted on Friday, February 25, 2011 - 9:14 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

love it!

well done Balin
Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
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Posted on Saturday, February 26, 2011 - 2:33 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

That was awful typo. So I'll say it again for th efilter


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