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Balin (Balin)
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Posted on Sunday, January 30, 2011 - 4:15 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Higgledy piggledy
This is a puzzle which
Mixes two types in a
Moderate feat:

This is not only just
Neologistical;
Also, your questions must
Be in some feet.

Tell me now, what is an
Azolf percentage? A
Clear definition you
Must now complete:

(I can't take credit for
Originality:
This puzzle type was coined
By Irish Pete.)
Doriana (Doriana)
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Oh dear, this is gonna be quite hard
now let me ask some questions to start.

Does each letter stand for a word?
And is it something rather absurd?

Is one of the following relevant:
school? sports? work? family? food/drink?
Or are they all not really important
and it's totally not what I think?

Is it a percentage to measure
a physical object, like protein or fat?
A sentiment, or rather a pleasure?
Or am I wrong and my guesses are bad
Balin (Balin)
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Posted on Sunday, January 30, 2011 - 11:28 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Oh dear, this is gonna be quite hard
now let me ask some questions to start.

Does each letter stand for a word?
And is it something rather absurd?

Is this word acronymic? No!
Is it absurd? I don't think so.


Is one of the following relevant:
school? sports? work? family? food/drink?
Or are they all not really important
and it's totally not what I think?

Is it a percentage to measure
a physical object, like protein or fat?
A sentiment, or rather a pleasure?
Or am I wrong and my guesses are bad

To "object physical," a Yope,
The rest receive a straight-up Nope.
But do not think your guesses bad,
There's much inside that can be had.

And something I forgot to say
When writing this out yesterday.
There are few people we can see
Whose azolp percentage is "C."
And also numbering "not much."
Are those with AP of "nil" or such.
Most people's APs are in between,
But less than fifty usually seen.
(Mine happens to be zero, though;
That's not that relevant, you know.)
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
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Posted on Sunday, January 30, 2011 - 11:32 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

is the percentage azolf or azolp?
Because you've written them both
I'm afraid my brain fails here
Though to admit it I'm quite loath...
Balin (Balin)
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Posted on Sunday, January 30, 2011 - 11:37 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

is the percentage azolf or azolp?
Because you've written them both
I'm afraid my brain fails here
Though to admit it I'm quite loath...

It is "azolf," and my mistake,
For that awkward typo I did make.
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
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Posted on Sunday, January 30, 2011 - 11:52 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

a percentage measured; is it some sort of theory?
Is it mathematical, or some other kind?
My apologies for my mismatched verses,
Proper rhyme and meter is hard to find!
Doriana (Doriana)
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Does everyone have a percentage
or only those with an advantage?
Do you get it with your birth?
Can it later change its worth?
Does it matter if you're a he or a she?
If you live in the desert or by the sea?

Relevant are any of these -
Education? Parents? Family? Name?
Would you answer my questions please
as they might be helpful for the game?
Balin (Balin)
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Posted on Monday, January 31, 2011 - 12:54 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

a percentage measured; is it some sort of theory?
Is it mathematical, or some other kind?
My apologies for my mismatched verses,
Proper rhyme and meter is hard to find!

The percentage is calculated with mathematics,
Sort of like a batting average.
But a mathematical theory? I am not sure
How to answer true to your words.


Does everyone have a percentage
or only those with an advantage?
Do you get it with your birth?
Can it later change its worth?
Does it matter if you're a he or a she?
If you live in the desert or by the sea?

Not every person has an A-P,
For there is something that you must need.
Percentages change as time goes on,
But they can stay consistent long.

As for gender, both hes and shes
Can quite easily have A-Ps.
In the desert, you would not be
As likely to have an A-P.
It's slightly more likely on the sea
To have (you guessed it!) an A-P.


Relevant are any of these -
Education? Parents? Family? Name?
Would you answer my questions please
as they might be helpful for the game?

None of those, with an "-ish" for "name;"
I hope my answers helped this game.
Redwine (Redwine)
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Posted on Monday, January 31, 2011 - 9:34 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Would A-P be for our help
If we described the person's health?
Would then my doctor have to ask
For my A-P to do his tasks?
Would A-P be here still on duty
If we described the person's beauty?
Could we by chance anywhere see
An animal which has an A-P?
Balin (Balin)
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Posted on Monday, January 31, 2011 - 5:02 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Would A-P be for our help
If we described the person's health?
Would then my doctor have to ask
For my A-P to do his tasks?
Would A-P be here still on duty
If we described the person's beauty?
Could we by chance anywhere see
An animal which has an A-P?

Higgledy piggledy
Health is irrelevant
To these percentages
I've told to you,

As for a visage so
Paradisiacal,
I must say "Noish/Yope";
It holds a clue.

As for an animal's
Azolf percentage, well,
Very few have one, and
Those which they do,

They do not hold any
Responsibility:
Theirs will be "zero" al-
Ways, that is true.
Doriana (Doriana)
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Posted on Monday, January 31, 2011 - 6:51 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Do you think I have an A-P?
And what about kitteh Kaylee?

The thing I need to get an AP,
is it an object? One you can see?
Or is it, as a matter of fact,
something that is more abstract?
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
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Posted on Monday, January 31, 2011 - 8:26 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Kitteh Kaylee iz wundrin, you see
If diz puzzel mite involve doriana an mee
For teh burgurz we need
All cuvured in cheez
Wuld those be relevunt, okase?
Balin (Balin)
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Posted on Monday, January 31, 2011 - 9:33 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Do you think I have an A-P?
And what about kitteh Kaylee?

I know for a fact that you do
Both have azolf percent'ges, that's true.
But just what those might be
Is not yet plain to me
Though I could go discover it soon.


The thing I need to get an AP,
is it an object? One you can see?
Or is it, as a matter of fact,
something that is more abstract?

To get an A-P you do need
An object which clearly is seen.
But to have one of more
Than zero in store,
You'll need a number more of things.


Kitteh Kaylee iz wundrin, you see
If diz puzzel mite involve doriana an mee
For teh burgurz we need
All cuvured in cheez
Wuld those be relevunt, okase?

This one in couplet I will show
The answer to that poem is "No."
Doriana (Doriana)
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Does facebook have to do with it?
Would I lose my A-P if I quit?
Photos relevant that have my tag?
Statuses I post to brag?
Peter365 (Peter365)
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Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2011 - 10:28 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Maybe in this room we're missing an elephant
Is the LTPF at all relevant?
Redwine (Redwine)
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Could I for money an A-P acquire
If it was my biggest desire?
Is "percentage" a proper word
Which says, that a few of hundred is hold?
Or different meaning we should explore
In order to solve this puzzle more?
Balin (Balin)
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Does facebook have to do with it?
Would I lose my A-P if I quit?
Photos relevant that have my tag?
Statuses I post to brag?

Doriana, I should never doubt your wisdom
After solving my last Facebook neologism.
Facebook is relevant, you need an account
To have an azolf percentage amount.
Your photos are relevant - statuses, no,
But shortly this puzzle's now going to go.


Maybe in this room we're missing an elephant
Is the LTPF at all relevant?

This forum is not at all relevant to
What an azolf percentage does mean to you.


Could I for money an A-P acquire
If it was my biggest desire?
Is "percentage" a proper word
Which says, that a few of hundred is hold?
Or different meaning we should explore
In order to solve this puzzle more?

You cannot pay to have an A-P,
And "percentage" is the right word, you see.
Doriana (Doriana)
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Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2011 - 7:34 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Are those photos relevant
that were loaded up with my own hand?
Or rather those I'm tagged in
by my friends and my own kin?

Those where you can see me drunk?
Or even touch some people's junk?
(Of course this doesn't apply to me
as on my profile you can see!)

Or those that don't deserve the name
cause they are rather like a game?
Do you know what that should mean?
Those were you cannot be seen.
Like birthday calendars and such
(They're annoying me quite much!)
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
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Posted on Tuesday, February 01, 2011 - 7:43 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Would cheezburgurz be relevant
If in a picture of me they were present?
Or even in a picture of Doriana kitteh
(Who has many pictures that are pretty :-) )
Balin (Balin)
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Posted on Wednesday, February 02, 2011 - 12:47 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Are those photos relevant
that were loaded up with my own hand?
Or rather those I'm tagged in
by my friends and my own kin?

Here of your stanzas, this is all
That's relevant, but what a call!
Those photos which you brought online
Are just the key to solving mine
Versponse. Now make the final click
And this puzzle will then be licked.


Those where you can see me drunk?
Or even touch some people's junk?
(Of course this doesn't apply to me
as on my profile you can see!)

Or those that don't deserve the name
cause they are rather like a game?
Do you know what that should mean?
Those were you cannot be seen.
Like birthday calendars and such
(They're annoying me quite much!)

Would cheezburgurz be relevant
If in a picture of me they were present?
Or even in a picture of Doriana kitteh
(Who has many pictures that are pretty :-) )
Doriana (Doriana)
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Posted on Wednesday, February 02, 2011 - 9:17 am:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

On your profile I can see
that your photo albums are empty.
Does an A-P of zero mean
that no uploads can be seen
because this user didn't bother
to upload him, his mum or brother?
Balin (Balin)
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Posted on Wednesday, February 02, 2011 - 1:12 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

On your profile I can see
that your photo albums are empty.
Does an A-P of zero mean
that no uploads can be seen
because this user didn't bother
to upload him, his mum or brother?

Well, that's because I don't know how!
But I can $poyle this puzzle now.

**********SPOILER**********

An azolf percentage does show
The percentage of Facebook uploads
Of you on your shelf
Which you loaded yourself!
And how to upload? I don't know.

In non-versponse mode: An azolf percentage is the percentage of Facebook photos of a person which that person has uploaded. I have not uploaded any, so my azolf percentage is 0.

Nice solve, Doriana, that's two
Of my Facebook puzzles that you
Have solved in a flash
So now I must ask
For my next puzzle, what do I do?

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