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Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana
Post Number: 1109 Registered: 12-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, April 10, 2011 - 9:11 pm: |      |
The police stopped him in his car. He couldn't tell them where he was. him, his, he and he all refer to the same H/A/M. |
Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn
Post Number: 1039 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, April 10, 2011 - 9:31 pm: |      |
Heisenberg uncertainty principle joke? :-) |
Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana
Post Number: 1110 Registered: 12-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, April 10, 2011 - 9:34 pm: |      |
YES! I'm a little disappointed in myself right now. |
Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn
Post Number: 1040 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, April 10, 2011 - 10:00 pm: |      |
Really? I was joking... |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 3484 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, April 10, 2011 - 10:33 pm: |      |
What's that, then? *iz confuseded kitteh* |
Doriana (Doriana)
New member Username: Doriana
Post Number: 1111 Registered: 12-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, April 10, 2011 - 10:56 pm: |      |
Really? I was joking... And I thought you were serious! Well, a great shot in the dark nevertheless. ********SPOILER******** This puzzle is based on a joke about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle: Heisenberg gets stopped in his car by the police, and the policeman asks him if he knows how fast he's going. Heisenberg says: "No, but I can tell you exactly where I am." Then the policeman says: "Well, you were going 100 mph!", and Heisenberg replies: "Oh my God, where am I?" Heisenberg's uncertainty principle basically says that the more you know the position of a particle, the less you know the momentum, and vice versa. |
Kayleetonkslupin (Kayleetonkslupin)
New member Username: Kayleetonkslupin
Post Number: 3485 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, April 10, 2011 - 11:07 pm: |      |
Well, I would never have gotten that. Interesting ^_^ Good job, mr. coke, for the quick solve =) kaylee kitteh thinx mr. coke iz most awsum puzzel solvur! rite doriana kitteh? *givz greg kitteh a cheezburgur* |
Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn
Post Number: 1041 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, April 10, 2011 - 11:58 pm: |      |
I didn't even think that was the solution. But it sounded like the joke so I figured I'd give it a try. |
Gregoryuconn (Gregoryuconn)
New member Username: Gregoryuconn
Post Number: 1042 Registered: 9-2010
| | Posted on Sunday, April 10, 2011 - 11:59 pm: |      |
Oh, and someone actually attempted to use that defense in court, claiming that the police couldn't simultaneously prove where the speeding occurred and what speed he was going. The judge didn't buy it, saying the margin of error created by the Heisenberg Principle was many magnitudes smaller than the margin of error created by the police's radar guns and the GPS in the police car, both of which are acceptable errors within a certain range. Don't try it. |