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Kyeannpepper (Kyeannpepper)
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Posted on Thursday, March 14, 2013 - 9:16 pm:   Edit PostDelete PostView Post/Check IPPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

You are in a large, fairly unconfined space. Proceed.
The sequel to [Kyeannpepper] Is Going to Regret This. Posted early partly because I couldn't think of a new puzzle, and also because there are no LatVentures on the forum right now (though there is a lateral maze).
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yayz!

Look around. What do you see? Are you outside? Inside? If you are outside, what is the weather like? (If you are inside, can you tell this from any windows?)

Are there any kittehs? Cheezburgerz? Penguins? I had to ask.

Look at yourself. Are you H/A/M? H/A/F? What are you wearing, if anything? Do you have pockets? Anything to carry stuff in? If so, are you carrying anything already? If you are, what is it?
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yayz! :D! Pardon if this is a double post.

Look around. What do you see? Are you outside? Inside? If you are outside, what is the weather like? (If you are inside, can you tell this from any windows?) You are in the LTPF site, looking up from the bottom. You decide if that's inside or outside ;D

Are there any kittehs? Cheezburgerz? There are several other kittehs wandering around, nomming on cheezburgurz and occasionally assisting people speak kittehspeak. Penguins? I had to ask. Oddly enough, there is a flock of Magellanic penguins waddling about. As you watch them, a blond-haired, blue-eyed girl appears, mutters something about Felix and-was that "penguins undergoing psychotherapy"? She pulls out what looks like a boomerang, uses it to write-are those Egyptian hieroglyphics? in mid air, and vanishes, taking the penguins with her.
Because you asked. And because I needed to reference a book sometime today ;D


Look at yourself. Are you H/A/M? H/A/F? What are you wearing, if anything? Do you have pockets? Anything to carry stuff in? If so, are you carrying anything already? If you are, what is it? You are a K/K/F (Kitteh/Kitten/Female). You have teeth, claws, and possession of adorable cuteness inherent to kittehs (list courtesy of you, Kaylee). You also have the Basket O' Holding, which has been stolen from your ongoing LatVenture, Kaylee, so that our inventory doesn't have to be limited to what fits in our mouth xD. Inside the Basket is a very comfy kitteh bed, for your requisite 20 hours a day of napping, a litterbox, and a large supply of cheezburgurz. Also a large ball of string for when you get bored.
If in need of a hint at any time, simply invoke the all-knowing LTPF kitteh, who knows about all puzzles (at least in this one xD). Be forewarned, the LTPF kitteh uses excessive amounts of kittehspeak.
To invoke the LTPF kitteh, simply type the following:
<.\|/
<./|\
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wut book iz dis plz?

Is there anything on the LTPF that the Kaylee Kitteh is required to find?

Is the blonde, blue-eyed girl me or teh Kyeann Kitteh, or someone else? xD
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wut book iz dis plz? teh book iz tu being teh Kane Chronicles, ritten bai teh amazin Rick Riordan.

Is there anything on the LTPF that the Kaylee Kitteh is required to find? The Kaylee Kitteh, when looking around, notices a odd distortion in the 'o' of 'Forum'. Unfortunately, that is waaay up at the top of the page.

Is the blonde, blue-eyed girl me or teh Kyeann Kitteh, or someone else? xD Teh Kyeann Kitteh iz nawt hazing either the blonde-ness or teh blue-eyed-ness. Iz tu being Sadie Kane, one of teh characters in teh afurmentioned Kane Chronicles.
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teh kaylee kittun playz with teh yarnz and nomz a cheezburgur while thinkin bowt dis...sadly doez nawt knoez teh Kane Chroniculz.

<.\|/
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teh kaylee kittun playz with teh yarnz and nomz a cheezburgur while thinkin bowt dis...sadly doez nawt knoez teh Kane Chroniculz.

<.\|/
<./|\ You have invoked teh LTPF kitteh.
LTPF kitteh: teh kane croniculz iz nawt tu be needed fur this latwhisker. iz just heer fur teh fun uv it.
Teh LTPF kitteh also tells yuo taht trying to get to teh top of teh LTPF page would be a good idea.
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*kaylee kitteh scrollz up*

hiloz, top of ltpf page

nao wut?
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*kaylee kitteh scrollz up*

hiloz, top of ltpf page

nao wut? *kyeann kitteh lolz* Nawt teh Kaylee Kitteh who iz typing, teh Kaylee Kitteh at teh bottom of teh page with teh Basket O' Holding. So not the real-life one, the one in the puzzle. Silly Kaylee :P.
You in the puzzle are still at the bottom.
Points for a lateral solution, but I'm afraid that didn't work.
You jump and climb onto the blue bar at the bottom of the LTPF page. Nao wut?
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O! I iz sillee typin kitteh...awl rite...

Can teh Kaylee kittun climbz awn teh postz? ride teh scrollbar?
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O! I iz sillee typin kitteh...awl rite...

Can teh Kaylee kittun climbz awn teh postz? ride teh scrollbar? teh Kaylee kittun climbz awn teh bottom pawzul, tituled "Felix". Teh bottom pawzul iz clicked on and yuo are in teh pawzle...teh pawzul statement sayz The solution to every problem.
Maybez yuo haz to solve teh pawzle.
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Cheezburgur?
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Cheezburgur? You (in teh pawzle) think "Cheezburgur?" and it appears on the in-puzzle screen. Moments later, a reply comes, which, sadly, is no. Teh cheezburgurz iz nawt teh answer to this pawzul.
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Felix... Felix the cat? Felix = luck? (Latin)
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Felix felicis?
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Felix... Felix the cat? Felix = luck? (Latin) Neither.
Hi Balin!
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iz it teh ansur to teh ultimate kweshun of lief, teh univurse an evrythin? triez '42'

y iz cheezburgur nawt teh evrythin solushun? I thinkz it iz =P
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iz it teh ansur to teh ultimate kweshun of lief, teh univurse an evrythin? triez '42' 42 duz nawt wurk.

Felix felicis? Nawt this felix either, though drinking some of it might help solve the puzzle ;D.

y iz cheezburgur nawt teh evrythin solushun? I thinkz it iz =P it iz, just nawt tu this pawzul.
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Purricane Felix? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Felix_(disambiguation)
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Purricane Felix? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Felix_(disambiguation) No, and I may have been lying when I said that the Kane Chronicles weren't relevant...sorry.
And now I'm imagining a purricane.
News reporter: It appears to be a normal hurricane, but locals have reported a loud noise coming from the vicinity...News Channel 7 has sent an exclusive camera to the eye of the storm to find out what's going on. We're receiving the footage now!
*screen cuts to video of cat being rubbed on the tummy and purring*
News reporter: *looking extremely confused* The source of the storm appears to be an incredibly happy cat...who is purring. OK then. Guess this is a purricane!
*station gets twenty kajillion letters about her speaking kittehspeak*
Anyways.
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iz teh egypshun godz relevunt? bast purrhapz? iz kitteh!
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iz teh egypshun godz relevunt? bast purrhapz? iz kitteh! teh egypshun godz are nawt relevunt, purrhpaz teh kaylee kitteh shud go luk at teh refurence tu teh kane chronicles abuv...it contains awl teh infurmation yuo need.
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kaylee kitteh did luk. iz how she thot of askin bowt teh egypshun godz liek bast. iz nawt shur wut iz relevunt heer...

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kaylee kitteh did luk. iz how she thot of askin bowt teh egypshun godz liek bast. iz nawt shur wut iz relevunt heer...

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<./|\
Teh LTPF kitteh: teh kyeann kitteh is very very sorry fur disappointed teh kaylee kitteh with hur neopawism. She wud liek tu make up fur it.
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can haz recat plz?
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can haz recat plz? yez, kaylee kitteh can haz recat.
***RECAT***

Yuo iz in teh LTPF, inside a pawzle titled 'Felix'. teh LTPF kitteh haz informed yuo taht teh kane chronicles are relevunt, tho nawt teh egypshun godz. teh LTPF kitteh also haz apawlogized fur disapointing kaylee kitteh wif teh kyeann kitteh's neopawism.
teh kyeannkitteh wud liek tu suggest taht teh standard aproch tu a pawzle may be used if teh ansur cannot be found otherwize. howevur, teh kyeannkitteh feelz taht rereading teh kane chronicles refurence abuv wud be very very helpful. she wud also liek tu say taht teh pawzle is nawt wun ov her best, and taht teh ansur iz slightly obviouz if wun haz teh kane chronicles refurence above.
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*****HINT*****

Hey, Kaylee, remember that penguin-related puzzle I promised you in my neologism? *cough cough*
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excuze teh Kaylee kitteh plz, haz been sick kitteh and forgot =( *iz bad kitteh, can nawt haz cheezburgur*

Kaylee Kitteh wishes to know if there are any H/A/Ms & H/A/Fs relevant to teh pawzle. Iz Felix a H/A/M plz?

kaylee kitteh googlez 'penguins undergoing psychotherapy'. Teh onlee refurunce anywere? DIS PAWZLE! xDDD *kitteh lolz*
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excuze teh Kaylee kitteh plz, haz been sick kitteh and forgot =( *iz bad kitteh, can nawt haz cheezburgur* but teh cheezburgur mite make Kaylee kitteh feel bettur! *givez cheezburgur*

Kaylee Kitteh wishes to know if there are any H/A/Ms & H/A/Fs relevant to teh pawzle. Iz Felix a H/A/M plz? Felix iz a HCM and is nawt too relevant to teh pawzle.

kaylee kitteh googlez 'penguins undergoing psychotherapy'. Teh onlee refurunce anywere? DIS PAWZLE! xDDD *kitteh lolz* *kyeannkitteh lolz tu* tri 'penguins were undergoing psychotherapy'. mite wurk bettur.
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“Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.”


&#8213; Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire

dis iz relevant aifinksoyez?
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“Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.”


&#8213; Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire

dis iz relevant aifinksoyez? yez it iz, remembur, teh pawzle statment wuz The solution to every problem.
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teh solushun tu evree problum iz pengwinz? =)
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teh solushun tu evree problum iz pengwinz? =) It iz indeed =D!
As you solve the puzzle, you return to the home page, now minus one puzzle. You look up to see how many are remaining and give up at forty. Sigh.
Fortunately, the cursor gives you a lift up past several of the puzzles, dropping you into one a good halfway up the page. You catch a glimpse of the title-did it start with an I? You can't be sure-before plunging into it.
You are surrounded by a bright green meadow, with a pleasant breeze and lovely flowers.
You realize that you are in a lateral adventure (despite this being a lateral adventure...). Oh dear. This might take a while.
Don't worry, this shouldn't take too insanely long...as LatVentures go, this is a shorter one.
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Kaylee Kitteh lukz arownd. Iz can haz cheezburgur? Iz still a Kaylee Kitteh? If nawt, iz hoomin? iz any othur purrsun arownd?
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Kaylee Kitteh lukz arownd. Iz can haz cheezburgur? Yuo take a cheezburgur frum teh Basket O' Holding and nom it. Yuo stil haz teh Basket O' Holding, tahnkfullee. Iz still a Kaylee Kitteh? Yez, yuo iz still a Kaylee Kitteh. If nawt, iz hoomin? iz any othur purrsun arownd? There iz no othur purrsuns arownd.
A fair distance away from you, the ground shudders, before splitting and producing some sort of structure. You can't tell what it is from this far off.
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Kaylee Kitteh takez teh basket o' holdin and runz toward teh structure-thing. Iz glad of still can haz cheezburgurz. =D
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Kaylee Kitteh takez teh basket o' holdin and runz toward teh structure-thing. Iz glad of still can haz cheezburgurz. =D As you approach the structure-thing, its form becomes more clear. Thirteen pillars rise before you, each with a recessed area, suitable for holding, well, something, though you don't know what yet.
You hear a rumbling sound coming from behind you and turn around. A box has emerged from the earth. It's still quite filthy.
Incidentally, while you've been standing around examining things, a cage has risen up around you, the pillars, and the box. No door. Great.
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Kaylee Kitteh wanders toward the nearest pillar, trying to judge how big it is, and what the recessed area is for. Can teh Kaylee Kitteh see the recessed area, or does she haz to climb teh pillar to get there?
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Kaylee Kitteh wanders toward the nearest pillar, trying to judge how big it is, and what the recessed area is for. Can teh Kaylee Kitteh see the recessed area, or does she haz to climb teh pillar to get there? Kaylee Kitteh notes that the pillars are each about five times taller than you are. If you were a person, you'd probably be just a bit taller than them. Teh Kaylee Kitteh is able to reach the recessed area. It is about as large as an iPhone, but deeper (i.e. if you held an iPhone so you could look at the screen, the hole is that large in front but extends farther into the pillar than the iPhone is deep). Teh Kaylee Kitteh notes that the pillars are about a foot in diameter.
Teh Kaylee Kitteh examines the recessed areas further. She is unable to tell what they are for.
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Teh Kaylee kitteh examinez teh box, tryin to brush dirt off it. How big iz teh box? Wut it haz awn it (besidez dirt)?
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Teh Kaylee kitteh examinez teh box, tryin to brush dirt off it. How big iz teh box? Wut it haz awn it (besidez dirt)? Teh Kaylee Kitteh iz able to brush teh dirt off teh box very easily. Teh box is about the same size as the recessions in the pillars, if slightly larger. It has some kitteh fur on it now, and a few swirly decorative carvings that are not relevant.
When you finish brushing off the dirt, the lid opens.
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Teh Kaylee Kitteh looks inside teh box. Wut iz in it?
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Teh Kaylee Kitteh looks inside teh box. Wut iz in it? You peer inside teh box and-WOAH! Teh box is bigger on teh inside! (Doctor Who reference. I love that show. It's fantastic :D) Inside the box are 13 blocks, each with writing on them. They are arranged in alphabetical order. They say (from left to right):
The aggressive sickbay
The broad glass
The conclusion
The despondent mill
The false lift
The harsh cavern
The meat-eating fair
The reptile space
The second to last danger
The severe conservatory
The slick incline
The unfortunate start
The wicked town
Each block is just the right side to place in the recessed areas, with the writing facing out.
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Ah.
Aha.
Ahahahaha.


Kaylee Kitteh recognizes dis refrunce. Iz wun of hur favrit buk seriez. Lemuny Snicket iz teh awsum. #4 of favrit authorz evur.

The Hostile Hospital (2001)
The Wide Window (2000)
The End (2006)
The Miserable Mill (2000)
The Ersatz Elevator (2001)
The Grim Grotto (2004)
The Carnivorous Carnival (2002)
The Reptile Room (1999)
The Penultimate Peril (2005)
The Austere Academy (2000)
I assume this is what is meant by 'the severe conservatory'? Though an 'academy' is a school, and I wouldn't equate 'conservatory' with school...but maybe that's just me.
The Slippery Slope (2003)
The Bad Beginning (1999)
The Vile Village (2001)
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Ah.
Aha.
Ahahahaha. xD glad you are pleased.


Kaylee Kitteh recognizes dis refrunce. Iz wun of hur favrit buk seriez. Lemuny Snicket iz teh awsum. #4 of favrit authorz evur. Lemuny Snicket iz indeed teh awsum. Pseudonymous Bosch writes in a similar style, you might like his books.

The Hostile Hospital (2001)
The Wide Window (2000)
The End (2006)
The Miserable Mill (2000)
The Ersatz Elevator (2001)
The Grim Grotto (2004)
The Carnivorous Carnival (2002)
The Reptile Room (1999)
The Penultimate Peril (2005)
The Austere Academy (2000)
I assume this is what is meant by 'the severe conservatory'? Though an 'academy' is a school, and I wouldn't equate 'conservatory' with school...but maybe that's just me. I used Word's synonym thingermabob for these, so yeah.
The Slippery Slope (2003)
The Bad Beginning (1999)
The Vile Village (2001)
Indeed. What would you like to do next?
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Kaylee Kitteh takez teh blockz owt of teh box (if pawsibul) and/or rearrangez them (inside teh box, if necessary), so iz moar liek dis:

The unfortunate start
The reptile space
The aggressive sickbay
The despondent mill
The severe conservatory
The false lift
The wicked town
The aggressive sickbay
The meat-eating fair
The slick incline
The harsh cavern
The second to last danger
The conclusion

then plz nomz moar cheezburgur.
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And if that doesn't accomplish anything, then place them, in that order, in the holes.
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Kaylee Kitteh takez teh blockz owt of teh box (if pawsibul) and/or rearrangez them (inside teh box, if necessary), so iz moar liek dis:

The unfortunate start
The reptile space
The aggressive sickbay
The despondent mill
The severe conservatory
The false lift
The wicked town
The aggressive sickbay
The meat-eating fair
The slick incline
The harsh cavern
The second to last danger
The conclusion Rearranging the blocks, either within the box or on the ground does nothing, however...

then plz nomz moar cheezburgur. Nomnomnomnomnom. yummy :D

And if that doesn't accomplish anything, then place them, in that order, in the holes.
...This works! Or, well, it does something. The cage bars widen to fit next to each other perfectly, leaving you in total blackness for a moment, then sink back into the ground. You are left in an entirely different room than before.
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...iz dis teh unfortunate pawzle?

plz examine teh room. wut iz heer? any othur kittehz?
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...iz dis teh unfortunate pawzle? a sereez ov unfortunate pawzlez. i liek it :D

plz examine teh room. wut iz heer? any othur kittehz? There is:
A beehive
A shotgun
A marble bust of the head and shoulders of a man
A cheeseboard with a wide variety of cheeses
A stereo system
A pure-bred Guernsey cow
The walls are brick. One has a calendar on it. In front of the door stands a man with a book.
Hold on, this is all starting to sound a little familiar...
And yes, googlepedia is allowed.
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Kaylee kitteh looks around for the doorman. Would he like a cartridge in a square Brie? this is one of my favourites of woubit's Christmas puzzles!
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Kaylee kitteh looks around for the doorman. Would he like a cartridge in a square Brie? He would indeed. He nods and allows you through to another room...this one is a wooden shed. And by "wooden," I mean wooden. Wooden walls, wooden door, wooden roof, wooden floor, wooden rafters. One of the long horizontal planks on the wall opposite the door has a metal handle sticking out of it.

Looking up, you can see that there are ten light bulbs illuminating the shed.
This is also known as desperately scrambling for time as I attempt to think up the next room, one that actually comes from me.

this is one of my favourites of woubit's Christmas puzzles! I was rereading it a long time ago. At first I didn't get the 'cartridge in a square Brie'. Five minutes later, it hit me, and I laughed so hard.
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Would Diego be hiding anywhere around here? And would Daisy like to come with the Kaylee kitteh?

I know you said this room comes from you, but I can't imagine Daisy without Diego...teh more friends for Kaylee kitteh, the better. Although maybe he went to the store to buy some more cheese. I wonder if the bald spot's grown back?

Try pulling on the handle. What sort of handle is it? Is it a lever? A knob?
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Would Diego be hiding anywhere around here? And would Daisy like to come with the Kaylee kitteh? Both Diego and Daisy would be glad to accompany the Kaylee Kitteh on this adventure.
Kayle-EE, you got the "Go, Diego, Go!" theme song stuck in my head! Now it's playing along with "Call Me Maybe" and "Next Stop Everything" (from Doctor Who). Gaaah, get this out. Of. My. Head *repeatedly bangs head on desk*


I know you said this room comes from you, but I can't imagine Daisy without Diego...teh more friends for Kaylee kitteh, the better. Although maybe he went to the store to buy some more cheese. I wonder if the bald spot's grown back? Nonononno, this room comes from Balin. I posted it while trying to think of the next room...which I have the very basic premise for now!

Try pulling on the handle. What sort of handle is it? Is it a lever? A knob? Pulling on the handle causes the door to open. It is not relevant what kind of handle it is.
Upon opening the door, all you can see is a wall of blue. Rather like this shade.
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Is it bigger on the inside? Kaylee Kitteh leads Daisy the pure-bred Guernsey cow and Diego the Merino sheep (with his supply of Sage Derby, naturally) into the TARDIS-blue room.
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Here, have Taylor Swift instead?
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Is it bigger on the inside? Kaylee Kitteh leads Daisy the pure-bred Guernsey cow and Diego the Merino sheep (with his supply of Sage Derby, naturally) into the TARDIS-blue room. It is indeed bigger on the inside. Once you enter the TARDIS-blue room, you find yourself in a large, spacious room. There is a console in the center, with multiple buttons, levers, switches, and the like. It all looks rather like this (the first one, the one that says "The Eleventh Doctor's debut adventure gave us this magnificent version" underneath). Unfortunately, there is no helpful Doctor to assist us in flying the TARDIS.
I don't own Doctor Who or the TARDIS (much as I would like to), please don't sue me BBC :P.
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Kaylee Kitteh tries to keep Diego and Daisy from damaging the TARDIS while she has a look around to see if there is anything in particular she should be doing with the console.
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Kaylee Kitteh tries to keep Diego and Daisy from damaging the TARDIS while she has a look around to see if there is anything in particular she should be doing with the console. Daisy seems to be content to just stand around. Diego seems a bit wary of the kitteh-you and is very confused as to how you managed to get her into the TARDIS, considering how much smaller than her you are.
The console is...confusing, to say the least. Lots of levers and buttons and moving parts. Purrhaps your best bet is to explore.
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(Diego is a boy xD a ram, I suppose. *nods firmly* because woubit said. Unless Diego was confused about how we got Daisy inside.)

Kaylee Kitteh runs around the TARDIS, until she sees a big red button or suchlike. Kaylee Kitteh asks Kyeann Kitteh, what does this button do?
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(Diego is a boy xD a ram, I suppose. *nods firmly* because woubit said. Unless Diego was confused about how we got Daisy inside.) Um...yeah, let's say he was confused about how we got Daisy inside.

Kaylee Kitteh runs around the TARDIS, until she sees a big red button or suchlike. Kaylee Kitteh asks Kyeann Kitteh, what does this button do? Kaylee Kitteh runs around the TARDIS. Though she finds a library, and a swimming pool (which, curiously enough, is inside the library), and an ice skating rink, she finds no big red buttons. She does, however, find a big maroon button, and everyone (well, everyone who watches Doctor Who, at least) knows that maroon is the universal color for danger. Us humans have it all mixed up xD.
Rose: Why are we following it?
The Doctor: Because it's maroon and dangerous!
...Ignore that. Random, irrelevant quote-ness.

Kyeann Kitteh is transported magically into the LatVenture. She does not know what the big maroon button does.
You know, that reminds me of my 'Who?' LatVenture. Not only was I running the puzzle, but the you-character was also me, yet you also met me in the puzzle...I had a lot of fun with it in my head.
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xDDD

*kitteh pawz hugz teh Kyeann Kitteh* Hilos Kyeann Kitteh. Why iz we in teh TARDIS, and wut iz we supposed tu doez with it, plz? Also, iz fezez heer? Fezez iz cool =D
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xDDD xD.

*kitteh pawz hugz teh Kyeann Kitteh* Hilos Kyeann Kitteh. Why iz we in teh TARDIS, and wut iz we supposed tu doez with it, plz? Also, iz fezez heer? Fezez iz cool =D Hilos Kaylee Kitteh. Botiez iz cool tu. And stetzonz. And bunk bedz. Iz a bed...WIF A LADDER! I doez nawt no why we iz in teh TARDIS. I iz making dis LatVenture up az we go along. Purrhaps we shud pres teh big maroon button.
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*Pressuz teh Big Maroon Button*
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*Pressuz teh Big Maroon Button* You hear a rather familiar noise when you press it. Fortunately, you don't have to do anything to steer the TARDIS and soon land. Where, or when, you don't know...
Oh, and Kaylee, I forgot to ask, do you already watch Doctor Who? Allons-y xD!
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Can teh Kyeann and Kaylee Kittehz find out more about when/where we iz, plz?

Only with Tortiesibling, and that's been a while =( I am sadly behind...the last episode I saw was the DEATH OF THE FEZ =(
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Can teh Kyeann and Kaylee Kittehz find out more about when/where we iz, plz? Teh Kyeann and Kaylee Kittehz look up at the TARDIS door handle, way up there...fortunately, teh Kaylee Kitteh brought along Diego, and we are able to climb up to the door handle and jump against it, opening the door.
We carefully peek our heads out. Oh, hey, look, New New York!
(Strictly speaking, it's the 15th New York, so it really should be New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York.
New new Doctor.
=D)

Only with Tortiesibling, and that's been a while =( I am sadly behind...the last episode I saw was the DEATH OF THE FEZ =( Is that the one called "The Impossible Astronaut"? I want to make sure I don't accidentally $poil anything for you...I've watched up to the end of the 6th season, eagerly waiting for Netflix to have the 7th...
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it may have been that. Don't worry, I've had other $poylerz of various things, and forgotten them anyway...

Oh and I also saw the Christmas special.


o mai ceilin cat...iz teh traffic still horrible? becuz I rememburz dis 15th New York. o.o how iz teh kittehz goin tu navigatez in here?
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it may have been that. Don't worry, I've had other $poylerz of various things, and forgotten them anyway...

Oh and I also saw the Christmas special. OK. I'll keep that in mind when quoting.


o mai ceilin cat...iz teh traffic still horrible? becuz I rememburz dis 15th New York. o.o how iz teh kittehz goin tu navigatez in here? it seemz taht dis iz teh 15th New York taht teh Doctor and Rose furst visited, wif teh nurse/kitteh/nunz (Season 2, "New Earth"). so it iz befur teh bad traffic.
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o yez, I rememburz nao.

where shall teh kittehz go now? if there is not bad traffic, what do the kittehz see?
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where shall teh kittehz go now? if there is not bad traffic, what do the kittehz see? teh kittehs walk arawnd in teh grass fur a little while (teh TARDIS landed in abawt teh same place az it did wif teh Doctor and Rose). teh kittehz see teh marvolus city ov New New York, and teh marvolus hospitul ov New Earth, wif teh nurse/kitteh/nunz.
One day I will have this entire thing planned out. I really will...*sigh*
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teh Kaylee kitteh wundurz if dere iz anythin kittehz should be findin arownd heer.
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teh Kaylee kitteh wundurz if dere iz anythin kittehz should be findin arownd heer. Teh Kyeann Kitteh duz nawt noe eithur. Purrhaps we shud go tu teh nurse/kitteh/nunz hawspital. Or we could go tu teh citee. i iz making dis up as i go alowng, duz nawt mattur tu me.

You know why Doctor Who is awesome? Because it allows you to say things like this:
That awkward moment when you're shot by your wife, while being watched by your wife, who then proceeds to try and kill your wife, while your best friend stands on the side pregnant...WITH YOUR WIFE xD.
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Kittehz goez tu citee, then. Mabee can haz cheezburgur...be careful of carz plz.
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Kittehz goez tu citee, then. Mabee can haz cheezburgur...be careful of carz plz. Teh kittehz goez to teh citee. Kittehz luk fur cheezburgurz...sadlee, no cheezburgurz are tu be found D:. Teh buildingz are veree impresiv, tho. All sky-skrapury and thingz.
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****RECAT****

We are currently in the middle of a LatVenture (inside another LatVenture...), in the city of New New York. We arrived in the TARDIS, and are currently exploring the city. Our mission is still unknown.
We currently have the Basket O' Holding, containing a supply of cheezburgurz, a comfy kitteh bed, and a ball of string to play with. We are also accompanied by Diego the ram and Daisy the purebred Guernsey cow.
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Kittehz goez to teh kitteh/nunz pawzpitul den. Mabee cheezburgurz dere? oar findz owt wut our mishun iz.
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Kittehz goez to teh kitteh/nunz pawzpitul den. Mabee cheezburgurz dere? oar findz owt wut our mishun iz. It appears taht teh pawzpitul haz been restaffed and remodoled. It must be aftur teh Doctor and Rose visited fur teh furst tiem. Dere's even a little shop, and yuo are abul tu get sum cheezburgurz at teh included cafe.
While nomming on teh cheezburgurz, yuo see teh Doctor and Rose pass by. "They rebuilt after the incident, see, Rose? Look, they've even got a little shop!" He seems to realize he's furgotten somefing or othur, telling Rose to stay put while he goes back to teh TARDIS.
Huh. Purrhaps there are two TARDISes on New New Earth rit naow.
Teh Doctor comes back, looking rather alarmed. "Rose, the TARDIS is gone!"
...oops. We may have accidentaly stolen teh TARDIS.
Apawlogees fur teh week-long delay. I wuz buzy, and culdn't think ov anyfing to use, and awl that sort of stuff.
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Iz ok. Wuz in Dizney World until last nite anywai. Iz bak nao =)

Erm...hao we iz stolen teh Doctor'z TARDIS? Pawsibly she stole us? =P
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Iz ok. Wuz in Dizney World until last nite anywai. Iz bak nao =) Did yuo haz lotz ov fun?

Erm...hao we iz stolen teh Doctor'z TARDIS? Quite possibly (oh, and a bit of a BLOOPER: the interior of the TARDIS is the one belonging to the 10th Doctor, not the 11th. This is what happens when I attempt to make up LatVentures as I go along). Pawsibly she stole us? =P Or it could be taht.
I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord and ran away.
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had lotz of fun tho Tortie did nawt make it awl fun. *sighz* iz nawt rly grate tu be a wheelchair-kitteh. But iz cannot walkz gud enuf not to be, in a plaiz liek dat.

y teh TARDIS haz stolen us? we iz can rescue teh Doctor and Rose, and givz dem cheezburgur plz?
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!! Kayleekitteh, ay don't 'member Tortie being wheelchair-kitteh. Haz ay missd sumfin since ay bin gon? Wai Tortehkitteh needz wheelchair? Her haz temporary wheelz only, ay hope.

Talk to the nurse/kitteh/nuns. Ask if anything is happening at the pawspital. Go find the Face of Boe, perhaps?
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Noez! *I* wuz teh wheelchair-kitteh, and Tortie-kitteh had tu pushez (with halp frum mommee-kitteh, dey takez turnz. I can no pushez maiselfz). It goez awl crazee in dis humiditee-stufz (y dey no tellz u in florida, u haz tu drinkz teh air?) and Tortie-kitteh getz so mad, she bitez me awn shoulder! I iz nawt nomz! Doez I luk liek cheezburgur tu u, kalira and kyeann-kittehz?! x.x okayz, kitteh-rant ovur...

if face of boe iz dere, offurz him a cheezburgur.
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apawlogees fur teh delay. kweschunz reordured so they will maek more sense.

had lotz of fun tho Tortie did nawt make it awl fun. *sighz* iz nawt rly grate tu be a wheelchair-kitteh. But iz cannot walkz gud enuf not to be, in a plaiz liek dat. iz veree glad u had fun! my famulee iz gowing tu florida in octobur. we mit vizit teh wizarding wurld ov harry potter.

Talk to the nurse/kitteh/nuns. Ask if anything is happening at the pawspital. Go find the Face of Boe, perhaps? You talk to the nurse/kitteh/nuns. There isn't much interesting stuff going on. The Face of Boe is not currently in the hospital, unfortunately.

if face of boe iz dere, offurz him a cheezburgur. unfurtunatelee, teh face of boe iz nawt heer.

Noez! *I* wuz teh wheelchair-kitteh, and Tortie-kitteh had tu pushez (with halp frum mommee-kitteh, dey takez turnz. I can no pushez maiselfz). It goez awl crazee in dis humiditee-stufz (y dey no tellz u in florida, u haz tu drinkz teh air?) and Tortie-kitteh getz so mad, she bitez me awn shoulder! I iz nawt nomz! Doez I luk liek cheezburgur tu u, kalira and kyeann-kittehz?! x.x okayz, kitteh-rant ovur... yuo doez nawt luk liek cheezburgur tu me, kayleekitteh!

y teh TARDIS haz stolen us? i iz nawt shur. i iz part ov teh pawzle tu naow, remembur? we iz can rescue teh Doctor and Rose, and givz dem cheezburgur plz? teh kyeann, kalira, and kaylee-kittehz walk ovur to teh Doctor and Rose and lead them to teh TARDIS. Teh Doctor is veree pleased tu be back in teh TARDIS, and Rose and us kittehz nom on cheezburgurz while teh Doctor fliez us...somewhere. when teh TARDIS doors open, yuo see teh LTPF page. teh TARDIS has landed three quarters ov teh way up. teh Doctor seemz confuzed, but yuo tell him this is where we want tu be. yuo hop out of teh TARDIS, and it vworps away.

I decided it would probably be a good idea to end this LatVenture within a LatVenture before it became any more unwieldy.
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Okay, where on the page are we? What can we see around us? Can we reach any new puzzles?
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Okay, where on the page are we? We're most of the way up the page, actually. Just a few more puzzles above us, not counting the Chatroom and such. What can we see around us? Pretty much the same thing we've been seeing (though what that exactly is, I'm not sure...what would it be like, trapped in the LTPF page, anyways?). The bottom of the page is farther down now, and the top is closer, but that would be expected. Can we reach any new puzzles? Yes, there's one within paw's reach.
Also, I have an idea for a third part of this LatVenture, but I could also end it off here. What would you guys like?
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moar latvenshur plz =)

kaylee kitteh leans over to read the title of the paw's reach pawzle.
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moar latvenshur plz =) okay =)

kaylee kitteh leans over to read the title of the paw's reach pawzle. the title of the paw's reach pawzle is "Hiwo, Hiwo, it's Off to Work We Go".
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kaylee kitteh thinks this pawzle sounds interesting, and clicks on the pawzle. What happens?
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kaylee kitteh thinks this pawzle sounds interesting, and clicks on the pawzle. What happens? kaylee kitteh is transpurrted into the pawzle. the text on the screen now reads: I have never hiwoed. I do wish I could hiwo, but I feel that if I did in fact hiwo, I would feel terrible. What does the verb hiwo mean?
ooh. a neopawism.
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Is hiwoing something one does by oneself? with one other person? with more than one other person? Does it involve any other living non-human things? Does it require one or more objects to complete? Must it be done in a specific setting?
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iz hiwo a verb, then? iz something babies can do? toddlers? children? teenagers? adults?
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iz hiwo a verb, then? iz something babies can do? toddlers? children? teenagers? adults?
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Is hiwoing something one does by oneself? with one other person? Hm. This is actually fairly tricky to answer. I suppose the best way to put it is that hiwoing itself is done by oneself, but it requires one other person. with more than one other person? Does it involve any other living non-human things? No. Does it require one or more objects to complete? Yes, it does require one object, but don't focus too much on this. Must it be done in a specific setting? If you have the object, the setting doesn't particularly matter.
iz hiwo a verb, then? yez, hiwo iz a verb iz something babies can do? toddlers? children? teenagers? adults? a toddler could hiwo, but it would be very very unlikely, and certainly not intentional. A child could hiwo as well, but teenagers and adults are most likely to hiwo.
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<.\|/
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Let de mother of all furryness out of itz cage (Nicholas)
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<.\|/
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Let de mother of all furryness out of itz cage (Nicholas)
LTPF kitteh: it iz pawsibul tu hiwo on dis pawzul itself, akshully.
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Solving a ltpf puzzle?
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Solving a ltpf puzzle? Yes, but in a certain way. Keep exploring.
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invoking ltpf lists?
invoking ltpf kitteh?
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invoking ltpf lists?
invoking ltpf kitteh? no to both.
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Swooping in at the last minute? Getting it right with a wild guess? at the beginning? Being the only one asking questions on a puzzle?
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Getting it right with a wild guess? This! To hiwo is to solve an LTPF puzzle with a wild guess.

Solving this puzzle has deposited you at the very top of the LTPF page! You look around and see a portal, presumably leading back to your house. You walk towards it-yup, you see yourself sitting in front of your computer. Apparently you're asleep, which makes sense, considering that your consciousness is currently wandering around in the LTPF site. You leap into the portal, eager to have opposable thumbs again...

...and right into the dream cloud currently hovering above your head. Sheesh. You just can't get a break, can you? Now, how to get out of this dream...

And thus ends part 2 of this LatVenture. Part 3 will be posted as soon as I get it planned out a little more. Thanks to Kaylee, Balin, Kalira, and Hardcore for participating!
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Oops. Forgot the ***SPOILER*** tag.
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*kaylee-kitteh looks forward to more pawzlez* =)
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*kaylee-kitteh looks forward to more pawzlez* =) i haz anuthur idea fur a latventure, but taht wun reelee needs planning out, or i'll lose trak of evrything. so part 3 ov this latventure shud be up furst.

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