Do people go eat fast food when drunk? Instead of trying to cook themselves? yes (for both interpretations of 'cook themselves')! If so, does this count as a success? yes (well, the success is really measured in terms of the greatly reduced occurrences of house fires and related casualties)
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The New Zealand Fire service ran an ad campaign encouraging drunken young revellers to buy takeaways instead of going home to cook and causing fatal house fires. It greatly decreased the rate of fires and related casualties, and increased the profits of fast-food retailers.
Statistically, most house fires begin in the kitchen, and alcohol is a factor in half of them. The ad campaigns were hilarious as well, a totally candid Vox Populi with blind-drunk youth in the entertainment quarter waxing poetically about the virtues of greasy kebabs at 3 A.M (often while eating one).
Well done, GalFisk, and thank you everyone for playing.