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[Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:55 am

Michael asked, "What drunk dingus is...?" and he soon found out.
What did he say, and what was the answer?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Zanreo » Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:09 am

Both "he" - Michael?
Was the answer different from what was said?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby GalFisk » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:27 am

Is... doing something? Being somewhere? To blame for something? Drunk dingus: alcohol-inebriated person doing something dumb and/or clumsy? Is the alliteration relevant?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:19 am

Both "he" - Michael? Yes
Was the answer different from what was said? Well, the answer answered his question...

Is... doing something? This Being somewhere? To blame for something?
Drunk dingus: alcohol-inebriated person doing something dumb and/or clumsy? Yes Is the alliteration relevant? No
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby GalFisk » Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:22 am

Doing something: with hands? Feet? Arms? Legs? Head? Voice? Puke? Is it something normally only done by drunk people? Is this thing actually done by a drunk person? By a person? An animal?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:25 pm

Doing something: with hands? Feet? Arms? Legs? Head? Voice? Puke? The action typically involves mainly the hands
Is it something normally only done by drunk people? No Is this thing actually done by a drunk person? Yes By a person? Yes An animal? No
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby GalFisk » Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:00 pm

Is there something indicating that a drunk is doing this thing? If so: the time of day? The manner in which it's being done? The location? Something else being done at the same time?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Sat Mar 25, 2017 8:47 pm

Is there something indicating that a drunk is doing this thing? Well, there's something that prompted the question If so: the time of day? This is part of it The manner in which it's being done? The location? Something else being done at the same time? No to rest
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby GalFisk » Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:19 am

Are most people drunk at the moment? Is this happening at a party? At a place that serves alcohol? Or near one? Is the action making relevant noises? Is it knocking or banging at something? Trying to enter the wrong door? Unsuccessfully trying to get a key into a keyhole?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:18 pm

Are most people drunk at the moment? No/Irrel Is this happening at a party? No At a place that serves alcohol? No Or near one? No/Irrel Is the action making relevant noises? No Is it knocking or banging at something? No Trying to enter the wrong door? No Unsuccessfully trying to get a key into a keyhole? No
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Grip » Sun Mar 26, 2017 5:34 pm

Is Michael telling a joke?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:13 pm

Is Michael telling a joke? No
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Hobbsicle » Thu Mar 30, 2017 1:47 am

Is it occurring late at night? Is the dingus visibly seen? Or are the effects of dingus' actions seen?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:54 pm

Is it occurring late at night? Yes (specifically, at 4 AM) Is the dingus visibly seen? Not immediately Or are the effects of dingus' actions seen? Not seen when he asks the question...
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Doriana » Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:38 am

Are the effects heard? felt? smelled? tasted?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:50 am

Are the effects heard? felt? smelled? This tasted?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Doriana » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:22 am

Is the smell pleasant? disgusting?

Does it smell of food? booze? bodily fluids? something burned?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:34 pm

Is the smell pleasant? This disgusting?

Does it smell of food? This booze? bodily fluids? something burned? And this-ish
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby GalFisk » Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:09 am

Is someone cooking at an odd time? Has food been forgotten while cooking? Cooked sloppily? Incorrectly? WAG: is a frozen pizza in the oven with the plastic wrap still on? Is there pizza in a toaster?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:44 pm

Is someone cooking at an odd time? Yes. Michael's full quote was "What drunk dingus is grilling at 4 AM?"

Has food been forgotten while cooking? Yes, svv Cooked sloppily? Yope, same svv Incorrectly? Yope, same svv
WAG: is a frozen pizza in the oven with the plastic wrap still on? Is there pizza in a toaster? Good guesses, but neither
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Acridian9 » Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:13 pm

Was the answer "Himself"?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:04 am

Was the answer "Himself"? As in "Michael"? No. As in "what was being grilled?" Yes.
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Hobbsicle » Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:34 pm

So the dingus was being grilled? Was he indeed drunk? And accidentally grilling himself somehow? Passed out?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:54 am

So the dingus was being grilled? Was he indeed drunk? And accidentally grilling himself somehow? Passed out? Yes to all... but how?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby GalFisk » Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:21 pm

Is the drunk grilling himself: on a grill? A stove? In an oven? A bonfire?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:44 pm

Is the drunk grilling himself: on a grill? None of these, but this is tangentially closest A stove? In an oven? A bonfire?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Hobbsicle » Sat Apr 08, 2017 3:21 am

Is he on something that is physically similar to a grill? An appliance of some kind? A grate? A heater vent?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:53 am

Is he on something that is physically similar to a grill? In this case, Yes An appliance of some kind? No A grate? No, but OTRT A heater vent? See prev
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Hobbsicle » Tue Apr 11, 2017 2:34 am

Is it on the floor? A furnace or something?
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Re: [Balin] Forget everything you have ever known

Postby Balin » Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:22 am

Is it on the floor? A furnace or something? Exactly.

****SPOILER****

From the "Things I Learn From My Patients" thread:

This is a 2fer.
1. If you are an alcoholic, don't pass out on your in-floor gas furnace set on high.
2. If you are a neighbor, call 911 a little earlier for someone passed out on the floor.

After getting up for work a neighbor called 911 about 4am after noticing the pt hadn't moved in about 15-20 hours. ("I figured he's was jus' drunk"). The pt. literally slow roasted himself. We were paged out to a "unconscious person", so we didn't know the circumstances. When we got out of the truck, my partner looked at me and said, "What drunk dingus is grilling at 4am?" Ah, the irony....
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Re: [Balin] (*WELL DONE*) Forget everything you have ever kn

Postby Doriana » Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:45 am

Good one!

My mum once got second degree burns from falling asleep with her electric blanket still on... No alcohol involved though.
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