InvisiblemimsyThe tragic crime, was it a full article?
Yes Did it involve a wardrobe?
Yes Would it help to explore what sort of crime it was?
It would and help is at hand Bodies?
Singular Drugs? Growing 'Mary Jane' in the wardrobe? Potatoes, drinking or 'the craic'?
No to all (Sorry, stereotyping of Irish people

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Ach sure we've earned it. HAM, HAF, HCM, HCF, number?
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Along the same lines?
No but a great effort Galfisk Crime: did anyone die?
Yes Were children affected?
Indirectly yes Was a wardrobe involved?
Yes Used for hiding?
Yes and that's really all there is Confinement?
Balin One crime?
This Multiple crimes?
Murder?
Yes Theft? Kidnapping? Arson? Assault?
Is the phrase "coming out of the closet" somehow involved?
No but nice thinking Time to wrap this up as you're all pretty much there....
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A woman in her 30s was murdered recently in Dublin and police strongly suspect her ex husband. Her body was found in a wardrobe in a flat he was living in. When reporting the story an evening newspaper 'The Irish Herald' made this almighty faux pas, they blamed an editorial oversight. Let's hope that was the case and they weren't aiming for crass and cheap publicity.
http://www.anorak.co.uk/447938/strange-but-true/juxtaposition-fail-irish-herald-flogs-wardrobes-by-a-dead-womans-body.html/
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