[Doriana] Fight Song

[Doriana]

If she was on the LTPF, none of us would stand a chance.

she = H/A/F
Warning: This is a somewhat silly puzzle.

[AlbatrossLover]

Is she a real life person? A fictional character? Is she famous?

If she was on the LTPF would she instantly solve all the puzzles? Make puzzles that are impossible to solve? Make the site somehow unusable? Indiscriminately murder all of its users?

Would this happen because of a skill she has? A personality trait? Something she has done before? Something related to her profession? Is there any wordplay involved here?

Would the situation be the same if she was on any other puzzle-solving forum on the Internet? One that has more traditional riddles? If she were on a LTPF offline meetup?

[Doriana]

Is she a real life person? Yes A fictional character? Is she famous? Yes

If she was on the LTPF would she instantly solve all the puzzles? This Make puzzles that are impossible to solve? Make the site somehow unusable? Indiscriminately murder all of its users?

Would this happen because of a skill she has? Yope A personality trait? No Something she has done before? Yes Something related to her profession? Yes Is there any wordplay involved here? Yes

Would the situation be the same if she was on any other puzzle-solving forum on the Internet? I don't think so One that has more traditional riddles? I don't think so If she were on a LTPF offline meetup? Yes

[Balin]

Is she a singer? (Might as well take the title stab) Rachel Platten?

[AlbatrossLover]

Is she an scientist? Artist? Politician? Does the wordplay involve the LTPF acronym?

[LemonCurry]

Would she solve the puzzles by asking smart questions? By asking unusually many questions? By invoking LTPF lists?

[Doriana]

Balin
Is she a singer? No (Might as well take the title stab) Rachel Platten? So, no

AlbatrossLover
Is she an scientist? Artist? Politician? Does the wordplay involve the LTPF acronym? No to all

LemonCurry
Would she solve the puzzles by asking smart questions? Noish By asking unusually many questions? By invoking LTPF lists? No to rest

[LemonCurry]

Would she trick puzzle hosts into giving her $poilers?

[Doriana]

Would she trick puzzle hosts into giving her $poilers? No

[trebor]

She's not an artist. Does this refer specifically to visual arts, or does it include things like theatre workers, authors, voiceover, comedians, etc.?

Is she currently alive?

Is this because of a specific question we regularly ask here? Such as "HAM?"?

[Earnest]

oh i was thinking of Tom Riddle xD

Is she famous all over the world?? In the LTPF? Is she you?
Would she solve the puzzles not asking questions?
would she solve any puzzle in the LTPF? All in once? Is she a problem solver? Is she a puzzle developer? Maybe she would monopolize the puzzle statements with her puzzles...

Would she solve puzzles using her experience/intelligence/capacity? Exploiting maybe some benefit that she has? Had she been in LTPF, would Balin et al be still admin? Would any relevant change happen? Even if she enters with a pseudo name/fake name? Would she solve puzzles even without seeing/being directly involved/taking part to them? Is the convention according to which puzzle solved are denoted with "[SOMETHING IN CAPITAL LETTERS]" notation?

Is her name relevant? Does her name/last name (or maybe her profession) involve the words: solve? Spoil? riddle/puzzle?lateral thinking? Its she a teacher?
Is the solution she would provide the actual true and real solution to the puzzle (assuming that she gives a sultan to the puzzles)?
Is her nationality relevant? European? Form USA? Africa? Australia? Asia?

WAG is she someone when she was a child that imagined to be a problem solver? (e.g. super woman with mega intelligence)

[Doriana]

trebor
She's not an artist. Does this refer specifically to visual arts, or does it include things like theatre workers, authors, voiceover, comedians, etc.? I was thinking visual arts, but she's none of these either

Is she currently alive? Yes

Is this because of a specific question we regularly ask here? Yope Such as "HAM?"? Not that one, but OTRT

Earnest
oh i was thinking of Tom Riddle xD

Is she famous all over the world?? I think so In the LTPF? Not specifically Is she you? No
Would she solve the puzzles not asking questions? Yope, explore
would she solve any puzzle in the LTPF? Possibly All in once? Assume no Is she a problem solver? Is she a puzzle developer? Maybe she would monopolize the puzzle statements with her puzzles... No to rest

Would she solve puzzles using her experience/intelligence/capacity? Yope Exploiting maybe some benefit that she has? No Had she been in LTPF, would Balin et al be still admin? Assume yes Would any relevant change happen? No, except that she would solve (nearly) all puzzles Even if she enters with a pseudo name/fake name? Yes, she would still solve the puzzles regardless of name Would she solve puzzles even without seeing/being directly involved/taking part to them? Is the convention according to which puzzle solved are denoted with "[SOMETHING IN CAPITAL LETTERS]" notation? No to rest

Is her name relevant? Does her name/last name (or maybe her profession) involve the words: solve? Spoil? riddle/puzzle?lateral thinking? Its she a teacher? No to all
Is the solution she would provide the actual true and real solution to the puzzle (assuming that she gives a sultan to the puzzles)? Yes
Is her nationality relevant? Not really European? Form USA? This Africa? Australia? Asia?

WAG is she someone when she was a child that imagined to be a problem solver? (e.g. super woman with mega intelligence)

[Earnest]

Is this because of a specific question we regularly ask here? Yope --> is it a question usually asked at the end of a puzzle? At the beginning? After the puzzle is solved?

Is an acronym that we use important? Abbreviations? Has such a question ben asked also for the current puzzle? Would she be able to solve the current puzzle without problems?

Would she solve the puzzles not asking questions? Yope, explore --> des she exploit a trick? a word play? Private messages (e.g. she waits for the solution to be given and send a private's message writing "Private message send")?
Does she wait that someone else gives the solution? Does she write the solution? If so did she copy-paste it? Does she write something under the puzzle statement? Does she write something as soon as someone else provides the solution?

[LemonCurry]

Is the LTPF quickie paradox relevant?

[Doriana]

Is this because of a specific question we regularly ask here? Yope --> is it a question usually asked at the end of a puzzle? At the beginning? After the puzzle is solved? It's something that can happen at any point in the puzzle (before it's solved), but not necessarily question

Is an acronym that we use important? Yes Abbreviations? Yes Has such a question ben asked also for the current puzzle? Yes Would she be able to solve the current puzzle without problems? Assume yes

Would she solve the puzzles not asking questions? Yope, explore --> des she exploit a trick? No a word play? No, but word play is relevant to the solution Private messages (e.g. she waits for the solution to be given and send a private's message writing "Private message send")? No
Does she wait that someone else gives the solution? No Does she write the solution? Yesish If so did she copy-paste it? Does she write something under the puzzle statement? Does she write something as soon as someone else provides the solution? No to rest

Is the LTPF quickie paradox relevant? No

[trebor]

Is she involved in politics? Sciences? Is she known for her job? Would she blow us out of the water on here just because she’s so much smarter than us? Are LTPF acronyms relevant? Can her name be made an initialism? Is she AOC?

[Doriana]

Is she involved in politics? Sciences? No to both Is she known for her job? Yes Would she blow us out of the water on here just because she’s so much smarter than us? No Are LTPF acronyms relevant? Yes Can her name be made an initialism? Irrel Is she AOC? No

[LemonCurry]

Meta-WAG: is she known for her „perfect wags“ or something like that?

[Doriana]

Meta-WAG: is she known for her „perfect wags“ or something like that? Very close! WAG is indeed the relevant LTPF acronym

[WiZ]

Are those her initials? Is she the Wife and/or Girlfriend of a sportsperson? Is she Whanganui airport (the Whanganui river was granted legal personhood in order to settle a legal dispute, but I'm not sure the airport has had the same treatment)?

[Doriana]

Are those her initials? Is she the Wife and/or Girlfriend of a sportsperson? Is she Whanganui airport (the Whanganui river was granted legal personhood in order to settle a legal dispute, but I'm not sure the airport has had the same treatment)? No to all

[LemonCurry]

Is she: called a WAG? Doing WAGs? Competing with WAGs? Defeating WAGs? Preventing WAGs?

[Doriana]

Is she: called a WAG? Doing WAGs? She's doing WAG (no -s) Competing with WAGs? Defeating WAGs? Preventing WAGs?
No to rest

[LemonCurry]

Is she considered better/more successful at WAG than anybody else?
Is she called the master/champion/queen of WAG?

[Doriana]

Is she considered better/more successful at WAG than anybody else? Yes
Is she called the master/champion/queen of WAG? Yes

Everything else is just googlepedia, so here comes the

********SPOILER********

If Simone Biles, 19x women's artistic gymnastics (sometimes abbreviated as WAG) world champion and 4x WAG Olympic gold medalist, joined the LTPF, none of us would stand a chance as she would solve all puzzles with her amazing WAGs.

[trebor]

Ha ha ha!

[WiZ]

Nice one, and I'm pleased to see that we got one WAG in before we had any idea as to its pertinence!

[Balin]

Ha! I love it.